TallBen_TheMessiah

Zoom in on my background 🥴

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Do girls named Hannah ever have to check to make sure that they didn’t write their name backwards

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Solution for the impending economic depression post covid: short sell the NASDAQ

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Flip flop tanlines make my feet look mad aerodynamic

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Except gold finger

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Gina Twitch: having not seen any movie ever created

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Bonfire hoodwinks

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Fire place escapades

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Big dog season

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Check your plane twitch at the door

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Im jus Tryna get a 90 inch tension rod

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Missing my blonde hair a little extra these days 😩

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I love the sophomore eagles

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I hate splinters more than anything

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Sacajawea’s Fanny pack

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I think we’ve done some damage tonight ladies and gentleman

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In my gosh darn bag these days

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Who’s checking in on algae girls?

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Strategic rebranding is a must

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Breaking and entering is a twitch