Tallfirebolt

A Monkey? A Procrastinating Monkey? THE PROCRASTINATION MONKEY!?

[angie 🇭🇷 @cedevitaodbazge]

jude bellingham kiII messi and you will be reincarnated as a lotus flower

[🅶🅸🅶🅸 @ OffKAI Booth 121 @Kamaniki]

SNEAK PEEEEEK

[27. @dimvji]

having a job lowkey a great way to stay hydrated 'cause you get so bored you start drinking water for fun

[‎‏َ @odessaswife]

JUDE BELLINGHAM I NEED YOU TO KILL MESSI ON WEDNESDAY I AM SO SERIOUS

[mayank @maynkydvv]

what doesn't kill you, randomly texts you "how have you been" 6 months later

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when I planned to ignore their text but they don't even text back

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

me all tournament: *hate watching england*

me the second they’re matched up against the empanada israelis:

[cloudy ☁️ @cloudyweatheryy]

the internet's humor always succeeds at making me continue to love cats! what a marvelous animal!

[World Cup Anime @WorldCupAnime]

The Reason Why Sorloth Didn’t Pass To Haaland.

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

When i say "Bonjour, ça va?" and they
start speaking fluent French to me

[ethan 😼🇵🇸 @LlZTRUSS]

you know how evil you have to be to get people rooting for england

[helkum @he1kumwya]

UK equivalent to a bazooka

[ana⁴⁴ @anapau_villa]

Dejen de twittear tantas joyas no le puedo dar like a todos

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

debating if i should embarrass myself one last time or just give up

[Fat Usagi @FatUsagiRabbit]

USAGI IS GONNA GET YOU

[sae 🎀 @pachidvamari]

cigarettes after sex but i dont smoke so its overwatch after sex

[JaymenObjects (Fun and Games arc) @JObjects]

I thought this was kinda funny

[Moni Pillow @MoniPillow]

Miku being forced to eat British food until England gets beaten out: