Chris from Consumer Services 💳🍽️👨‍🦯

Blind software nerd currently employed by American Express. He/him. Not affiliated with the capital of Estonia or any 21st century Romulans.

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

KIMMEL: “It’s time to make yourself great again, with REZYNE… Ask your conscience if REZYNE is right for you.”

Amazing stuff

[Chris from Consumer Services 💳🍽️👨‍🦯 @Tallin32]

@d_ewinger @RepMikeLevin Dude does exactly what his handlers Netanyahu and apparently … Kushner? … tell him and you act like Diaper Don has independent thought at all.

[Chris from Consumer Services 💳🍽️👨‍🦯 @Tallin32]

@realDonaldTrump Thus single-handedly increasing viewership by 100%. Now, just to make sure you know how percentages work, if you do that again, you’ve increased viewership 50%, from 2 to 3.

[Chris from Consumer Services 💳🍽️👨‍🦯 @Tallin32]

@realDonaldTrump You were just briefed now? Most of us have known for a while. Hope we didn’t wake you.

[Chris from Consumer Services 💳🍽️👨‍🦯 @Tallin32]

@realDonaldTrump Why are your handlers keeping you up so late? Get some rest, old man. Sad. Take your meds. Also wtf is “transgender for everyone”, you sucking wound on the soul of our country?

[Chris from Consumer Services 💳🍽️👨‍🦯 @Tallin32]

@MAGAMichelleS69 @EastEndJoe Hot take, but anyone that just “decides” the Epstein files are a nothing burger because “Daddy” says so maaaaaaaaaaaybe fits the sheep profile themselves, no? Y’all cum when Trump says cum and you’re calling US sheep?🐑

[Chris from Consumer Services 💳🍽️👨‍🦯 @Tallin32]

@No1cowboysfan72 @Countryman2008 @LeadingReport @grok Most of the stupid is in red states there, pally. Most of the welfare recipients too, come to think of it. Mississippi needs one of those charities that feeds a child for the price of a cup of coffee per day, last I checked.

[Chris from Consumer Services 💳🍽️👨‍🦯 @Tallin32]

@LeadingReport Let’s watch him pass those tests. Live and unedited.

[Chris from Consumer Services 💳🍽️👨‍🦯 @Tallin32]

@AlecLace Oh good. I haven’t added to my list of people who could benefit from a hydrofluoric enema in a very long time. I genuinely hope you die in a way that embarrasses your family for three generations.

[Chris from Consumer Services 💳🍽️👨‍🦯 @Tallin32]

@LogicLitLatte @realDonaldTrump The worst part is I thought you weren’t satire right up to the bit about banana production.

[Chris from Consumer Services 💳🍽️👨‍🦯 @Tallin32]

@elonmusk Pretty sure that video is from five years ago.

[Chris from Consumer Services 💳🍽️👨‍🦯 @Tallin32]

@ExposingAbsurd @LeadingReport The illogic here is that, if the bill had unanimous support, at least one Democrat was in favor. Stop drawing false correlations with party affiliation to accomplish your own agenda.

[Chris from Consumer Services 💳🍽️👨‍🦯 @Tallin32]

@jk_rowling Just curious if you have other interests or if you’re as one dimensional as you appear on here.

[Chris from Consumer Services 💳🍽️👨‍🦯 @Tallin32]

@AP4Liberty Gotta say it doesn’t make economic sense to “own the libs” at the cost of one’s livelihood, but hey, whatever makes you hard I guess

[Chris from Consumer Services 💳🍽️👨‍🦯 @Tallin32]

@moraltreason @JDVance Y’all are out here LITERALLY saying Trump is Christ and WE don’t understand the Bible? Dude, Trump is out here deceiving the supposed elect.

[Chris from Consumer Services 💳🍽️👨‍🦯 @Tallin32]

@realDonaldTrump which courts? What cases? During what administration? But so proud of your dementia-suffering self for learning how to generate AI images.

[Chris from Consumer Services 💳🍽️👨‍🦯 @Tallin32]

Gentle reminder that if @elonmusk were right with his predictions, my blind ass would have taken a hell of a lot of autonomously driven road trips since 2017.

[Chris from Consumer Services 💳🍽️👨‍🦯 @Tallin32]

@kidologist @JasmineForUS Y’all Republicans hate EVs anyway, don’t you?

[Chris from Consumer Services 💳🍽️👨‍🦯 @Tallin32]

@Acyn Pretty sure our authority to name things ends 22 km off our coast, no?