Talltholomew

Sucks to be tall, but it's still better than being short. I follow ALL back. I love terrible puns.

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#Firstthinkidointhemorning is feed my grouper. He likes cat food.

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I #feelalive when I finally tweet again. And find my long lost goat Al.

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My @Klout score is steady at 15. http://t.co/XjQZ1DdR

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#YouKnowAFatPersonInvented skateboards.

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A six pack of seltzer water, a german shepherd and two left shoes.

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@Baconfeed Precisely.

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Rhymicist the Pharmacist. #BadRapNames

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So, I not know who Brodus Clay is. I look him up. He looks like best goatherd from my village. He never lose a single goat.

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@gOTyodumbass But beating the bush does all very good. Except for goat hiding in bush. But then he make good stew!

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@Yeaaa_ItsBISAA CURLING!

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@lilmsawkward MC Spatula.

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I #LoveGames. Especially catch sheep. Ping pong. and sausage eating competition!

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@MrTweeterson18 I have a good solution for that. Don't wear any shoes! That's what we do in the village!

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There is only room for one species on this planet. Llamas.

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MR ZIMMERMAN WHY ARE YOUR CHILDREN NOT ASTRONAUTS?

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@spiffed_up Or it may be hiding in a box inside of an old grandfather clock.

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#WWWYKI When Wizards Wisely Yell Kinetic Interludes.

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Hello tweople. I was on hi-atus. But now, I am back. And I smell #grouper.

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@BrittniDevoll58 10 out of 10 believe in Death after Life however.

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There is never enough #bacon.