Dad

They call me Dean.

[Dad @TalonMercer]

Everyone watching this game on TV did the SKOL chant with Keenum at the end. Don’t say you didn’t #SKOL #SuperSkolBound

[Dad @TalonMercer]

@mitchelll507 Love you bud 😘

[Dad @TalonMercer]

You know it feels good being in the fantasy football championships.. 😎 Let’s bring home the hardware 🏆💪🏼

[Dad @TalonMercer]

It’s fine

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

someone else: *says literally anything*

my brain: don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it

me: “that’s what she said”

[Dad @TalonMercer]

@MichaelVeenhuis He’s not efficient and doesn’t make players better around him, I’d love to ship him bc he has a ton of value for some reason! Lol

[Dad @TalonMercer]

@MichaelVeenhuis AMEN.. Been trying to tell the boys the same argument about us trading Wiggins for awhile now and it’s bc games like this that frustrate me

[Dad @TalonMercer]

@Zam_Hunt @jalenramsey Josh Allen flexed on them after his TD run lol 👀🙊

[Dad @TalonMercer]

@mitchelll507 Dude nice twitter handle 🤭😂😂 You were whipped out of the womb 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Dad @TalonMercer]

Bought $14 worth of McDonald’s and I could get more... lol I didn’t but still that’s pathetic 😂😂

[Dad @TalonMercer]

@Zam_Hunt @jasonmoore @FFHitman @andyholloway 🖕🏼 That’s awesome... 👏🏼👏🏼 Bravo for playing him Felk 😂😂

[Dad @TalonMercer]

If you start your day with a Kwik Trip run, it’s gonna be a good morning. 🤠

[Dad @TalonMercer]

@MichaelVeenhuis @Zam_Hunt What I’ve said like 3 years ago.. 🤨 smh Felker

[Dad @TalonMercer]

Doses and mimosas, champagne and cocaine help me get me thruuu 🍾🤘🏼

[Dad @TalonMercer]

Jamming out in the car has got to be one of my favorite things to do! 🕺🏻🤓 #Groovin

[Dad @TalonMercer]

Danielle Hunter is fucking stacked 👀 Your losing that matchup 12/10 times.. 😂

[Dad @TalonMercer]

The new Aladdin movie coming out looks legit! 😮👌🏼

[Dad @TalonMercer]

I just wanna be in a hot tub on a mountain with a blunt in my hand rn.. Who’s down to go to Colorado soon?! 😎 #PowerMoves

[Dad @TalonMercer]

@Aaron_Lickacow 👴🏻

[Dad @TalonMercer]

3-0 in fantasy football this week, feels pretty damn good 🏈💪🏼 Treating myself to some chipotle and DQ today 😎

[Dad @TalonMercer]

Stepped in dog shit on my walk to work this morning.. Hope y’all have a better start to your Friday 😅