Tessa Marie Smith

overly passive-aggressive bullshit slinger :)

[HuffPost @HuffPost]

This fish tank hosts a veggie garden fertilized by your fish's poop http://t.co/F3Jf9V09D3

[OMGFacts @OMGFacts]

A strange octopus.

[Modern Seinfeld @SeinfeldToday]

Elaine discovers that an erotic best seller may be based on Kramer's life. Jerry's GF makes a terrible web series he has to pretend to like.

[Tessa Marie Smith @Taloossoo]

@mikesobel this giant owl is often spotted around our farm near vimy, alberta. He's about 2 feet tall!!!

[William Shatner @WilliamShatner]

So tomorrow is a @JELLO moment: it's National Chocolate Pudding Day!

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

“Wow, this relationship is really rocky. I bet a wedding and baby will solve everything!” -Idiots.

[The Terry Evans Show @TerryEvansShow]

Gretzky thinks the Oilers are on the right track. Is it time to put him in a home?

[Tessa Marie Smith @Taloossoo]

All these half naked pictures of kate upton on my news feed are enough for me to develop an eating disorder

[The Terry Evans Show @TerryEvansShow]

With you in my life, things couldn't be sweeter . . . unless I could smell the finger of Derek Jeter.

[Tessa Marie Smith @Taloossoo]

I have a bad feeling about this #Sochi2014 #Putindeathwatch2014

[Tessa Marie Smith @Taloossoo]

Turn on the telly to find @Sportsnet on... yet @IN_SEHN hasn't been here for days #wtf #ghostgraham

[Stats Canada @stats_canada]

1 in 5 Canadians will experience a form of mental illness at some point in their life. http://t.co/sBeXXDpdBc #BellLetsTalk

[Jann “stop live horse export” Arden @jannarden]

today is #BellLetsTalk were @BellAliant donates 5 cents for every tweet or retweet that has #BellLetsTalk for #MentalHealth

[William Shatner @WilliamShatner]

According to what I read we need over 96 million Tweets and RTs of #BellLetsTalk to beat last year. Let's go for 100 million

[Jann “stop live horse export” Arden @jannarden]

#BellLetsTaIk help someone be their best.

[Tessa Marie Smith @Taloossoo]

Not only did the bus smell like eggs, but now me and all my stuff smells like eggs too #greyhoundcanada #whattheactualfuck

[The Globe and Mail @globeandmail]

"He continues to stab her over and over": Dead dog’s owners decribe attack in BC http://t.co/PJZTf9epCI

[Tessa Marie Smith @Taloossoo]

This bus smells like cigarettes and unwashed hair :(

[Tessa Marie Smith @Taloossoo]

Note to self: don't do morning stretches while smoking unless your hair is in a ponytail