Bruce Camacho

fueled by caffeine, sarcasm and inappropriate thoughts

[Bruce Camacho @TaluSiBruce]

How old am I?

4 days at the hotel, lock my keys in the room 5 times.

Do the math

[Bruce Camacho @TaluSiBruce]

Paid off this orange mango 🤓

Now comes the shipping headache 😵‍💫

[Bruce Camacho @TaluSiBruce]

Imagine being President Biden’s sign language interpreter 🙈

[Bruce Camacho @TaluSiBruce]

There’s more to being a military officer especially when you take command of a unit. You have to genuinely care for Soldiers to lead them. There’s really no wiggle room for those who “fake it till you make it”.

[Bruce Camacho @TaluSiBruce]

Nobody goes through more shit in life than a person with a good heart.

[Bruce Camacho @TaluSiBruce]

+46pts on my credit score in the last month 😎. #JustKeepWinning!

[Bruce Camacho @TaluSiBruce]

single de mayo 😔

[Bruce Camacho @TaluSiBruce]

I need a vacation… a very long one 😪

[Bruce Camacho @TaluSiBruce]

Army: “Don’t post photos of the exercise. Operational security. It’s for you and your battle buddy’s safety.

Also in the Army’s Facebook page: “Photo of Private John Doe with South Korea army soldiers clearing a trench as part of a joint exercise”.

The irony of stupidity 😪

[Bruce Camacho @TaluSiBruce]

Taco Bell hasn’t been the same since that lil Spanish dog quit 😪

[Bruce Camacho @TaluSiBruce]

And just like that… COVID-19 magically disappears 🤔

[Bruce Camacho @TaluSiBruce]

I’m so old my RTO in Korea picked up E7 😵‍💫

[Bruce Camacho @TaluSiBruce]

@DDezrae And almost to her Nino’s birthday too. That’s why she’s badass

[Zé Casquinho @Kevin_Panceta]

@TSFights Time for this one

[Bruce Camacho @TaluSiBruce]

Today marks my third year in Command. That’s 36 months or 1095 days 😳.

For my anniversary, I texted messaged my Commander and asked him to fire me. He said no 😪😂

[DAILY School Fights 🥊 @SchoolFights4U]

a teacher repeatedly slapped a student 😮

[Bruce Camacho @TaluSiBruce]

I am happy to be on this planet. With all its darkness and turmoil, rare do we get tiny blessings of hope. Like a rainbow, it promises ALL is well. #LifeFacts

[Bruce Camacho @TaluSiBruce]

Ok no more fireworks please, need to study 💀

[Bruce Camacho @TaluSiBruce]

When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their bodies.

Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.