Talia

Don’t DM me. Venmo me. She/her

[Talia @Talzmaniandevil]

Our “is a hot dog a sandwich” debate at work turned into “is a taco a sandwich” and then “is a hot dog a taco”

[Talia @Talzmaniandevil]

5:30 reservation for 9 people
They call at 5:15 “we’re running a little late, but we’re coming”
It is 6:17. Where are they

[urbanist slop hq @SlopHq]

a freeway costs $50-200 million per mile to build and we don't ask it to turn a profit. a train line proposes the same price tag and suddenly it needs to be self-funding by 2031. the infrastructure we subsidize reveals what we value and we have chosen the car every single time

[Miles Irvin @realMilesIrvin]

@lovedropx The reduction of food groups and items to "good" and "bad" needs to stop.

[love drops @lovedropx]

"Bread is bad for you," "rice is bad for you"—sorry, I'm not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. I love you, carbs.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

once you actually realize there is no real destination and life is a constant state of evolution you start to find peace

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

The biggest difference between me and my father is that I know I’m mentally ill

[arson @desi0re]

working out should be a celebration of what your body can do, not punishment for what you ate.

[liv thee artist🍉 @liv__simone]

i wish there was a more intense way to express my emotions than crying. i want to burst into flames

[Talia @Talzmaniandevil]

12 years later and I finally figured out what “spank your inner moppet” meant #btvsrewatch

[Talia @Talzmaniandevil]

In 2006 William Shatner as Denny Crane said “It’s unconstitutional for the United states to have a soul.” and then James Spader as Alan Shore said “Apparently. We seem to be becoming a mean people.”

[Katie @KayTeeeOh]

Hated every second of that, go birds

[Talia @Talzmaniandevil]

If someone says “wow it took you so much longer to fuck up tonight I’m really proud of you” what exactly does that mean and how I’m I supposed to take that

[Talia @Talzmaniandevil]

Aren’t all meals breakfast?

[Talia @Talzmaniandevil]

Damn today’s a great day and it’s only been 22 minutes

[Cattt 🐸👊 Erotic VA & Lewdtuber @mycatwithclaws]

@TheNewRhyme I realized my fear of abandonment became a lot more manageable once I stopped abandoning myself in favour of making everyone else around me feel good! You deserve to be loved and have your opinions respected by the person who matters most (you 🥰)!

[Talia @Talzmaniandevil]

@mycatwithclaws @TheNewRhyme WOOF

[Talia @Talzmaniandevil]

@lovetogopee I gave a homeless guy a $20 the other night cause I was stoned as shit thinking “I’d probably spend this $20 on McDonald’s I don’t need or drugs and he probably needs both of those things more than I do”

[Talia @Talzmaniandevil]

I’ve given away A LOT of food in my lifetime and it’s always been happily accepted

[John Thyroid @banay_john]

Homeless people when you offer them food instead of cash

[finn 🍉 ddba spoilers @ironasss]

"i knew sabrina before she blew up" "i knew chappell before she blew up" guess who i knew before they blew up