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Investigative reporter 👻

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The cane from Citizen kane

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Henry Kissinger is finally dead

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John Steinbeck, literature for hillbillies

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I saw mommy kissing Sigmund Freud

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It's 9am and I'm so bored let's fall in love

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Vibing in Hell

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The hulk is the grinches jock brother

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One of my last tweets was about Henry Kissinger and how was he still alive and it's been 3 years since and he's STILL not dead wtf

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Why isn't Henry Kissinger dead yet?

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@cindynorth1 Hi!

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Well it's been 3 years but I'm back on this thing 😏

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Human entertainment

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@i_blame_maury 😂

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I just want a mean man with a heart of gold

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What are you up to today? @JebBush

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Jane Austen's "Clueless"

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@VP @POTUS I'm gonna slap the shit out of your sorry ass

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Everyone
Loves
Viewing
Internet
Sex

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I have seen all the memes

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@mattromney2016 Graham crackers