Tameside Smurf

All the stuff they tell you about in the movies
But this isn't chocolate boxes and roses
It's dirtier than that

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@HBrubanter It's Saturday so we all know what that means. Bon bon bon bons

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https://t.co/EKeORONJl8. The fuckin ell from @Glinner cracks me up every time. One of the best from so many brilliant episodes.

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@ThatEricAlper You've caught me at a bad time, so why don't you piss off. Your Silent Face - New Order

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@ThatEricAlper But this isn't chocolate boxes and roses, it's dirtier than that. F.E.E.L.I.N.G Called Love - Pulp

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@catturd2 Handsome boy xxxx

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@lady_valor_07 Cat piss

[James Hogg @JamesAHogg2]

A bit crap outside, isn't it. You may need this.

Good morning.

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@StandUpForTrmp A

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@catturd2 Lost mine 2 weeks ago

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I’m fundraising for Royal British Veterans Enterprise! Every little helps. Please donate or share  https://t.co/XX0LZXsgvd

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@Matt_Pinner 110%

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@catturd2 My prayers are with you, sadly I lost my darling boy on Monday

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@Gosleepriya

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@softrebels Sabine Schmitz

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My darling Odin, passed today. I am bereft.

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@TheReturnOfLCF Definitely!

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@lady_valor_07 Schmetterling

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@catturd2 He's unwell at the moment, waiting on CT results.

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@Fatbaldbloke1 Jesus H wtaf is that abomination? I thought the cat had actually crapped on it.

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@DreyfusJames I've been putting out fire, with gasoline!