Junior: Bro, neenga epdi potta ah aanai
Me: last year annual day-ku naan lady getup pottan. Athu pathu en class boys ellarum kai adichanga. Apram avanga ellarukkum naan adichi vida start paniten.
He Bro, enakku adichi viduvigala?
Me:Adichi vitta mattum pothuma da?
Caught in rain at the bus stand My thin pink shirt is completely soaked,white bra clearly visible through the wet fabric
Stranger uncle: bra potu irukka
Pottya di nee?Rate evlo
Me : Kasu la illa pakkathula medical shop iruku. C#ndom vangitu anga irukka toilet ku va wait pandren
Pottachi my reaction be like
When my neighbor boy shows his 7inch dih
( uff intha vavasu la evlo periva s*nni uff ivan tha unmaiyan ambala ah ivan ku vekkam illama mandi podrthu la thappe illa)
Me at the park
Me: Enna uncle, romba nerama pant mela kai vachittu thavichu irukkeenga? Naan vena help pannava? Kai vachu...
Uncle: Kai mattum thana?
Me: Vaai kooda vaikaren, vanga.
Roomate: machi ippo la enaku slept la leak aguthu da
pottai me : dei yar kittaum solla tha da nan onenum ambala Ella da
nan oru potta paya da
night nee thugum poothu una p*ola mbi vittu un k*nji kudikerathay nan than da....
( weekend started friends ๐ฅต๐)