Tamsin

[Oracle @Oracle]

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[BBC London @BBCLondonNews]

Council calls for Oxford Street impact assessment ➡️ https://t.co/MpdbelqESV

[Ali Prince @alisha_j_prince]

https://t.co/HoSjmtNCyC

[Tamsin @TamsinInGeneva]

Who knew so many Americans were little bitch boy cucks hiding their bitch boy cuckery behind little girly memes and emojis about “hur hur you care, I don’t, you sodomite lesbian commie hur hur!” the whole land of the free thing was a lie. Land of the booklicker home of the coward

[Tamsin @TamsinInGeneva]

@prosaicreversal @davina_agent @musicalwitchery @savanthigoat @AljalafShola @musaiospath @turvey_frank @vibratingmatter @hailstonehell @shinealighty I think I saw that Kids in the Hall episode

[Lerato. @baddaysareover]

There’s a guy on Instagram who started posting about his journey to getting legally euthanised in the Netherlands, so he started a “last supper project” where he goes to his followers’ homes to have supper with them before he dies. The date for him to be euthanised was 30 July.

[Tamsin @TamsinInGeneva]

@musicalwitchery @savanthigoat @turvey_frank @davina_agent @AljalafShola @prosaicreversal @musaiospath @vibratingmatter @hailstonehell @shinealighty Still?

[Tamsin @TamsinInGeneva]

@alisha_j_prince

[Tamsin @TamsinInGeneva]

@AljalafShola @prosaicreversal @musaiospath @savanthigoat @musicalwitchery @davina_agent @turvey_frank @vibratingmatter @hailstonehell @shinealighty And now it is again!

[Flannery O'Connor @flannry_oconnor]

I consider myself as pigeon-toed child with a receding chin and a you-leave-me-alone-or-I'll-bite-you.

[Flannery O'Connor @flannry_oconnor]

I left Georgia and my hometown to attend the university of Iowa writers work shop.

[Ali Prince @alisha_j_prince]

it’s continuous

[Ali Prince @alisha_j_prince]

I howled at the moon and got an automated reply

[Ali Prince @alisha_j_prince]

2000 word minimum. I could have just added “he paused while he thought about what had just happened” at the end of each paragraph.

[Tamsin @TamsinInGeneva]

Yes, we get it. I identify as a banana. Ha ha fucking yawn.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

To those celebrating the fact that I'm smoking a blunt: it's a cigar. Even if it decided to identify as a blunt for the purposes of this celebration, it would remain objectively, provably and demonstratively a cigar.

[Tamsin @TamsinInGeneva]

@vibratingmatter Like, has she looked at herself? Holy Christ.

[Tamsin @TamsinInGeneva]

@alisha_j_prince ❤️

[Ali Prince @alisha_j_prince]

Yes, I saw AC/DC with my three best friends and the sound guy threw me a plectrum but this pisses all over that memory when it comes to balls-out swagger, fire, talent, sex and ferocious momentum. It rocks!

[Ali Prince @alisha_j_prince]

BBC has a lot of shows where a 60-year-old comedian/singer/presenter from the 90s who has white beard and outdoor jacket and expensive glasses, puts on rucksack with expert and does hobby- painting/wooden things/sheep or wine. And we are supposed to enjoy the occasional dry quip

[Tamsin @TamsinInGeneva]

@alisha_j_prince I can’t hear and if it’s modern I don’t know many new ones!