Dan Ashdown

Hey its me, Dan the man. Hit me up for LOLZ

[Dan Ashdown @TanAshdown]

@Jon_Kinchin Mate you are lucky. I had the joys of getting a bus this morning as the station was too busy. GET IN

[Dan Ashdown @TanAshdown]

@Benz_58 would love to see giggs pass completion. He keeps giving the ball away!

[Dan Ashdown @TanAshdown]

Ashley Young now is the time to step up and actually score surely. Chances galore!

[LeyMcE11 @HMcleavy]

Looking for bar staff ASAP please get in touch:)

[Dan Ashdown @TanAshdown]

@AmyPettyx Wow best barmaid that might be a step too far. when I get some free drinks you will be... Haha. 6am and not gone to sleep...why?

[Dan Ashdown @TanAshdown]

@AmyPettyx Remembering my name two times running now in O'neils I feel pretty privileged! I feel shocking this morning though!

[Ryan @rybotics]

In Australia during the heatwave of 2009 a young Koala stopped a cyclist and clung onto his leg asking for water.

[Ryan @rybotics]

Hello!

[Dan Ashdown @TanAshdown]

What a fix! Russia get an easy group- bribes!!! France get an easy group- platini arranges it.... I am so shocked! #cunts

[Dan Ashdown @TanAshdown]

@DarrenABeer @Setup_88 I'm having steak. I love steak!

[Dan Ashdown @TanAshdown]

I will still not say moyes out but that cunt needs to sort it out. If you don't sign something special in January you need to clear off.

[Dan Ashdown @TanAshdown]

@Benz_58 It's game over mate. Hopeless team!!! There needs to be some serious investment just to get top 4 in jan

[Dan Ashdown @TanAshdown]

@RachelRichenda @MTVCatfishUK I like it when it ends up being a big fat lesbian that's my favourite!

[Dan Ashdown @TanAshdown]

@RachelRichenda @MTVCatfishUK I have been watching so many episodes recently. I like when it doesn't work out.

[Dan Ashdown @TanAshdown]

I pretty confident in saying that Catfish is my favourite programme at the moment. So interesting @MTVCatfishUK #Catfish

[Dan Ashdown @TanAshdown]

Yes Small Soldiers! What a film for a Sunday evening! Has made my Sunday a lot better.

[Dan Ashdown @TanAshdown]

Could Tom Cleverley be any worse. Put a tackle in you little cunt

[Pro:Direct Soccer @ProD_Soccer]

To put Giggs' career length into perspective here are the ages of the current @ManUtd squad when he made his debut...