Tan Phung

Food Baby Tweeting about farts and sharts since 2009

[Tan Phung @TanPhung]

@Julio133 Oh shit I forgot you had some at my place that one time hahaha Sriracha is life son!

[Tan Phung @TanPhung]

@Julio133 been doing this for years, can't eat spaghetti without it.

[Tan Phung @TanPhung]

@Natbekillin_em English Breakfast tea is a great alternative!

[Tan Phung @TanPhung]

The highlight of my Comic Con was meeting the one and only Mr. Squirrels @willfriedle

[Tan Phung @TanPhung]

@Natbekillin_em ah the infamous sign that team rocket has crashed the servers again...

[Tan Phung @TanPhung]

When your desk is the halfway point between 2 #PokeStops so you just sit here collecting pokeballs while you send out estimates #PokemonGo

[Tan Phung @TanPhung]

For obvious reasons I'm choosing Team Instinct #TeamYellow #PokemonGo

[Tan Phung @TanPhung]

All the #Pokestops in my town are churches, #PokemonGo tryin to save me while I #PokeSin

[Tan Phung @TanPhung]

Spent all my pokeballs catching Pidgeys, now I have 50 Pidgeys and zero pokeballs... #PokemonGO

[Tan Phung @TanPhung]

When you play Pokémon Go in the burbs and all that pops up are ratatas -_- #pokemongo

[Tan Phung @TanPhung]

I'm on the sea-ass diet... I see ass, I eat ass

[JoyBoy @Juliothevillain]

When you tweet something that you know is gonna start some shit

[Tan Phung @TanPhung]

@Sparklyslut_ let's eat once I get off work!

[Tan Phung @TanPhung]

Built This Pool is the best song on @blink182 new album!

[Tan Phung @TanPhung]

@Natbekillin_em ayyy I get off work at 4 on weekdays, let's go whenever there isn't a blackout date... #probablynottillAugust haha

[Tan Phung @TanPhung]

@DerickArmijo Do you have a Universal Pass? Let go drink Butterbeer till we pass out.

[Tan Phung @TanPhung]

When your fellow #slytherin is gunna be on #TheFlash 👌 https://t.co/TV5Om0AOk8

[The Flash @CW_TheFlash]

From the world of magic to the DC universe, @TomFelton joins #TheFlash next season as CSI Julian Dorn!

[Tan Phung @TanPhung]

2 weeks and counting! #wingardiumlevioSUHDUDE

[Tan Phung @TanPhung]

@Natbekillin_em It should be, yeah.