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It's always sunny somewhere

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I can feel us becoming distant

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Sorry I haven't been tweeting much guys!

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Girl Interrupted was a really weird book...

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I wish makeup was permanent

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Can acne not

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I use the heat off my laptop to keep me safe and warm through the harsh winters

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It's August of 2013 and I'm still writing 2012 on my papers.

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Do you ever really get motivated for a few seconds but then it just disappears?

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Imagine spelling banana with a different vowel.
benene
binini
bonono
bununu
bynyny

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Every year, unknowingly, we pass the anniversary of our future death.

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#WhatIMissAboutSchool seeing my friends every day

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#WhatIMissAboutSchool being busy... Cause when I have nothing to do, I become lazy.

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Loose lips sink ships.

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I change my lock screen every other day

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FALL IS COMING I LOVE FALL ITS MY FAV CAN YOU TELL IM EXCITED 🍁🍃🍂🌿🌲🎶🏈🌽🔥

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I can't log onto Facebook for more than 2 minutes without getting really annoyed.

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I never answer the home phone. If you need me, you can call my cell.

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ARIA ALMOST GOT HER EYE POKED OUT

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First day of school: HI IM SO EXCITED OMG I MISSED YOU ALL YAY
Third day of school: Fuck y'all

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@GnaryBeach aww sorry! Maybe I won't then....