Sayantan Moitra

Adulting is soup, and I am a fork.

[StatMuse FC @statmusefc]

Cristiano Ronaldo in the first half:

0 goals
0 assists
0 shots
0 shots on target
0 chances created
0 big chances created
0 successful take-ons
0 fouls won
0 duels won

Despite Portugal having 80% possession.

[StatMuse FC @statmusefc]

Touches:

35 — Lionel Mpasi-Nzau
25 — CR7

Ronaldo has had fewer touches than the opposition goalkeeper in each of his last 9 matches.

[StatMuse FC @statmusefc]

Cristiano in 90 minutes vs DR Congo:

0 goals
0 assists
0 shots on target
0 chances created
0 big chances created
0 dribbles
0 ground duels won
0 fouls won

Cardio.

[MC @CrewsMat10]

LET'S ALL LAUGH AT RONALDO FOR CHOKING AGAINST ANOTHER AFRICAN TEAM AT THE WORLD CUP.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[MC @CrewsMat10]

BEING OUTSHINED BY WISSA IS A NEW LOW 😭😭😭

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

A first-ever FIFA World Cup goal for Congo DR 🥹

#FIFAWorldCup

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🌎🇨🇩 DR Congo get their first point ever at the World Cup, historical — and it arrives against Portugal!

Who’s been your Man of the Match?

[Weffrey Jellington @jeffwellz]

Bro, how many videos are there of Vinícius randomly bursting into tears??

[Reshad Rahman @ReshadRahman]

I THANK GOD FOR PUTTING ME IN THE SAME ERA AS LIONEL ANDRES MESSI.

[🇨🇼 @Naichism]

Pick up a fucking history book nigga

[𓆰dani𓆪🇨🇴 @daniespitia__17]

La cara de Zidane viendo como Messi le mete un hat trick a su hijo en su debut en el mundial JAJAJAJA

[B/R Football @brfootball]

LIONEL MESSI SCORES IN HIS FIFTH WORLD CUP 🇦🇷

[Mod @CFCMods]

I’m never deleting this app 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

HISTORY FOR YOANE WISSA 😱

DR CONGO'S FIRST-EVER WORLD CUP GOAL 🔥🤩

[B/R Football @brfootball]

CONGO DR SCORE THEIR FIRST-EVER WORLD CUP GOAL 🇨🇩

Yoane Wissa levels it 1-1 against Portugal 😱

[Samuel 🇨🇴 (Jecontento's New Version) @ExIncognitoP]

DESPIERTEN TODOS HAY QUE DEFENDER EL ÁREA DE CABO VERDE

[𝐂𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐧𝐲 @CrazyClownytr]

What the fuck is this video 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

Portuguese players trying to get Ronaldo a hat-trick tomorrow

[Tekkz @Tekkz]

1. Messi
2. Yamal
3. Olise

[Tandy @LFC_Tandy]

Born too late to see dinosaurs
Born too early to see flying cars
Born just in time to witness Leo Messi