Tashaaaa

🦋 small town girl 😊🦋

[Bright.web3 @brightafia]

I boil my eggs for 30 minutes.. I don’t want anyyy surprises.

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

Me as a dad after introducing fasting at home whenever l get financial problems

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

"i saw u and u didn't even say hi"

Me walking down the street:

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

the most performative part of job searching is sitting in an interview and explaining your deep passion for a company you genuinely did not know existed until you saw the listing three days ago.

[Oluwatimileyin✨🦋 @Timmysofine]

I will get married as a virgin. I’m proud of being sexually disciplined in today’s world. If people can come online and brag about multiple sexual partners, I can brag about chastity.

[mommiana @mommiana5]

I can’t prove it but Tyler Perry behind the Ai fruit relationship videos

[Word @umarfof]

Rare deserves Rare.

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

To the next generation of kids: good luck finding usernames

[🍒 @nimibillions]

and for the lady, perhaps a fully funded scholarship?

[introvert @livewithnoregrt]

my entire life is proof that God is good.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Water is a drink whose flavor is its temperature.

[Mi_§§i_§§i_ppi_ @Mi_ssi_ssi_ppi_]

My unemployment days have come to an end

[BookMania @iam_nyakoi]

A moving man will one day meet his luck.The road favours a traveller.

[Bisma Zafar 🩺 @thebismazafar]

Of couse your wife can’t cook like your mom. YOU SHOULD! You’re her son. You ate her food your whole life.

[ツ Lord Ori @Lord_Ori_]

If you’re a researcher and you haven’t come across Zhang et al. or Li et al., you must be doing something wrong. Those people are always publishing at least 60 times a day, 365 days a year 😭😭😭😭

[Uncle Billz @UncleBillz]

“you should get yourself a girlfriend” says the girl I want

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

People who have twitter but never tweet anything

[Zimbabwe Cricket @ZimCricketv]

We’ve done it! 🇿🇼 🥳

#T20WorldCup