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[SUNSHINE @sunshinebenzi]

I really am the princess like omg

[Tanbvby @Tanbvby]

Balenciaga made these slides too comfy I’m at work, with my boots in my hand

[Tanbvby @Tanbvby]

@keemaonthedaily 😭😭😭

[Cozart ⭐️ @jenaiyacozart]

that crab leg shit not funny

[᧔𐓪᧓ @akthegemini]

i couldnt be on love island cause where the hookah?

[Tanbvby @Tanbvby]

This man love me bad & I luh himmmmmm

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[💋 @ya2timezz]

I never understood meeting a person and same day yall kissing and cuddling like yall been together for months like you don’t even know this person 😭😭😭😭

[Tanbvby @Tanbvby]

@yameda_ LAMAKAKA girl traumatized isn’t the word!

[Tanbvby @Tanbvby]

I had a nightmare about them kool-aid pineapples

[amanda🇭🇹 @AdoreAmanda_]

I hope I never give off the impression that I want an iced out chain with my name on it

[Tanbvby @Tanbvby]

im so over it today

[Tanbvby @Tanbvby]

When I get drunk I start asking for Chanel bags btw

[KC ♛ @nigerianprynce]

I GUARANTEE you the same women throwing ass on top of couches and smoking hookah is the same woman at Whole Foods. Y’all niggas gotta stop telling this lie lmfaooo

[Pain 🛡️ @painkillerbill]

Imagine being some 89 year old retired DEA agent who started his career making black people smoke crack and seeing how far your work has come

[Tanbvby @Tanbvby]

The older i get the more poetic justice has turned from, my favorite movie to my favorite horror movie

[Tanbvby @Tanbvby]

@yameda_ They just passed a bill where they can dilute the gas with no regulations so yeah we kinda are putting fake gas in our cars

[5★ @blessedtashi]

when people try to tell me "thats not realistic" but my name is ialwaysgetwhatiwant so ik they aint talking to me.

[Tanbvby @Tanbvby]

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