Jun Arthur Tan

Optimumque est, ut vulgo dixere, aliena insania frui.

[Jun Arthur Tan @TangentOf45]

@andrewlongg Wow Andrew elite ball knowledge getting four of these right!

[Atlético de Madrid @Atleti]

HERE WE GO! Hemos enviado un fax al @FCBarcelona_es con nuestra oferta de traspaso: 4 entradas para el concierto de Bad Bunny de mañana, una suscripción anual al ABC y una bolsa de pipas. Esperamos ansiosos la respuesta para preparar el ‘announce’.

[Duke Basketball @dukebasketball]

We are just about thirty minutes from tipoff as
@DukeMBB
prepares to take on Georgia Tech for a New Year's Eve ACC matchup in Cameron Indoor. Follow along with staff writers Kate Reiniche @kreiniche7 and Jun Tan @TangentOf45 for live updates:

[Jun Arthur Tan @TangentOf45]

In 1925 we abolished child labour
In 2025, the most popular Orientation Program is Project Habitat
The children yearn for building houses

[Jun Arthur Tan @TangentOf45]

@andrewlongg Someone build Klopp a statue at Anfield already… 😭

[Duke Basketball @dukebasketball]

Inside 10 minutes to tipoff here at Cameron Indoor Stadium for @DukeMBB vs. Queens. Follow along with Jun Tan for live updates all afternoon!

[Duke Basketball @dukebasketball]

After fans got to see him in person last night at Countdown to Craziness, the Blue Zone continues its @DukeMBB player previews with freshman Jared McCain:
https://t.co/Tk3S1R0W1V

[Jun Arthur Tan @TangentOf45]

@ebrangle Will play iff you come to the North Carolina Research Triangle area!

[Jun Arthur Tan @TangentOf45]

Physics say gravitational acceleration on Earth is 9.8 m/s^2. My bed has g= 980 m/s^2 when I wake up 💤

[Jun Arthur Tan @TangentOf45]

@ebrangle I chose rewatching Ted Lasso from Season 1 🫠

[Jun Arthur Tan @TangentOf45]

@mikailmetz @eden_remy Someone please plug me with their login details damnit 🙏🏼

[Jun Arthur Tan @TangentOf45]

@mikailmetz @eden_remy No bloody way — it works in the States too😭

[Jun Arthur Tan @TangentOf45]

I understand that, without my agreement, Uber Eats have put out a press release late this afternoon that I am driving for them next year. This is wrong and I have not signed a contract with Uber Eats for 2023. I will not be driving for Uber Eats next year. #f1meme

[Jun Arthur Tan @TangentOf45]

@mikailmetz Literally did this in January with the Three Body Problem

[Jun Arthur Tan @TangentOf45]

Funny how priorities change in just two years…

2020 Jun: Exam tomorrow, I must go to bed at 8:30 pm
2022 Jun: Exam tomorrow, I’m going to watch F1 with my UCT friends until 10pm

[Jun Arthur Tan @TangentOf45]

According to my ActSci professor, our April Test has the worst average he marked in 37 years at 15.6/45 (around 35%)😭

[Jun Arthur Tan @TangentOf45]

@mikailmetz_ P(A)=1-(365Ck)*(k!/365^k), where k is number of people at the party.😉

[Jun Arthur Tan @TangentOf45]

The only thing I learned after a term of STAT1003A (Mathematical Statistics I):
If you have 60 people at a party, you can be 99,41% sure that two share a birthday!😮

[Jun Arthur Tan @TangentOf45]

If I have to teach one more hour of Lower 5 Physics, I am going to apply Newton III on myself.

[Jun Arthur Tan @TangentOf45]

Hating online learning so much that the news of a four-hour ActSci lecture on campus is making me jump for joy.