QWELVER DANDYS WORLD YOU HAVE MANAGED TO WRITE THE WORST 2.1 PAGE RESPONSE EVER AFTER 1 FULL MONTH OF ALLEGATIONS AGAINST PROTECTING A PEDOPHILE AND WORKPLACE ABUSE FROM DOZENS OF EX EMPLOYEES
Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!
i think people who say they get diarrhea from taco bell probably have like, zero fiber in their regular diets and eating a bean is like an intestinal 9/11 every time.
@RT_com “I think it’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the second amendment to protect our god - given right.” - Charlie Kirk
I don’t understand why people are upset that he’s dead when this is what he wanted?
genuinely cannot believe that the Diarrhea Forever meme turned out to be completely literal. this political era simply cannot be parodied or satirized. the stupidest thing you can think of can and will happen.
Mariska Hargitay will host the 2026 Emmy Awards, becoming the first woman to host the ceremony in 15 years.
She will lead the awards show on Sept. 14, as she also prepares to begin her 28th season starring in ‘Law & Order: SVU’.
(via @Variety )