Tanika Rose Larsen

LMT. Basic homemade food. Parenting. Socialism. Theatre. WHY AM I YELLING she/her

[Tanika Rose Larsen @TanikaRoseABit]

I hate this holiday. Harpy nar yar.

[Magic Realism Bot @MagicRealismBot]

A chicken lays an egg. The egg is a Turkish delight.

[Tanika Rose Larsen @TanikaRoseABit]

Having one of those days where I can’t tell if everyone hates me or if I’m just tired.

[Tanika Rose Larsen @TanikaRoseABit]

@madihamberger What a Sweet Spirit.

[Deseret News @Deseret]

A lawsuit asking the courts to overturn Utah's new congressional map will move forward, after a judge on Monday denied several motions to dismiss the case by the Utah Legislature. | By @BealBridger

https://t.co/HfYScBJBSG

[Tanika Rose Larsen @TanikaRoseABit]

When a whopping total of 6 people are running unopposed on your ballot and there’s a big old REP next to every single one of their names… do you vote for them?

[Tanika Rose Larsen @TanikaRoseABit]

My three year old’s latest favorite pastime is climbing onto the toilet so he can fill the sink over and over and today I’m just gonna let him.

[Tanika Rose Larsen @TanikaRoseABit]

Hot take: sunflowers are glorified weeds and aren’t half as pretty in real life as they are artistically portrayed.

[Tanika Rose Larsen @TanikaRoseABit]

Shout out to my youth church leaders who called me inactive for having rehearsals conflict with weeknight activities, regardless of being at church every Sunday.

[Tanika Rose Larsen @TanikaRoseABit]

Tell President Biden to immediately open an investigation into Iran's crimes against women https://t.co/4bh7H29iGK

[Tanika Rose Larsen @TanikaRoseABit]

We got a puppy. She ran away the 2nd night we had her, only to show up again under our deck (yes we had looked there multiple times previously) hours later. We fixed the gap under our gate so that doesn’t happen again. My house is a mess. I am so tired. I love it.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

I shoulda got my shongles shit.

[Tanika Rose Larsen @TanikaRoseABit]

This TikTok may or may not have inspired this experiment. https://t.co/yYlAQjtaeL

[Tanika Rose Larsen @TanikaRoseABit]

Just blew up a condom like a balloon for funsies and boy howdy do I wish health teachers could do that in sex education classes in Utah.

[Tanika Rose Larsen @TanikaRoseABit]

@tayjack86 SO BIG. Remember that one time you put one on my car’s PRNDL and I got so mad at you? Good times.

[Josh Weed @The_Weed]

The following is a MAJOR misconception parents/adults have about kids with #ADHD

Adult: I know this kid really well, and you’re wrong about them. It’s not just that ADHD won’t let them do what they’re asked. That’s just an excuse. They’re actually *choosing* not to.

Me: Oh?/1

[Tanika Rose Larsen @TanikaRoseABit]

They’re cute though

[Tanika Rose Larsen @TanikaRoseABit]

My parents got new puppies and one of them has a name that we’ve been saving for a potential third child but whatever it’s fine. We’re still gonna use the name, if potential third child ever happens.

[Tanika Rose Larsen @TanikaRoseABit]

@Mistertails8 You’re welcome.

[Tanika Rose Larsen @TanikaRoseABit]

It’s p*rn! A big lump with knobs, it has the juice!