Tanis Thacker

Finance nerd. Smartass. Easily amused.

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You know that saying, "If it's too loud, you're too old?" I'm too old. #earplugsatconcerts

[worms cited @christapeterso]

i spent 2 hours curating a twitter blue screenshot storyline for my parents so here u go, for your own offline friends that want to have fun:

DAY 1 – ARRIVAL

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@psych_k8 Trying to live this mantra lately.

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@TheJenRollins Love it! It should be on one of those wall plaques.

Maybe: Live, Love, Leave

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@slav_metalurges Your piece will find the owner that needs it. It’s magic how that happens.

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@slav_metalurges It’s perfect there! Looks gorgeous.

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@slav_metalurges Happy birthday Slavo! I hope you had a fabulous day.

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@slav_metalurges @drdagly Oooh. I’ve never seen that one. Love it!! ❤️

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@TheJenRollins I thought I shouldn’t come in hot with lines I heard on 90 Day Fiancé so I’m glad you said it for me. Lol

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@TheJenRollins After the last couple months I’ve had in the dating pool, I’m ready to declare that there are no decent single males in my age range in Calgary. Prove me wrong, twitter!

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@slav_metalurges Ha! I had it surrounded but couldn’t figure out what country I was missing. When I finally figured it out, I thought of you and how disappointed you’d be. Lol.

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@tkemper1900 Same… body sobs when a character in a book died. ❤️

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

One of the biggest struggles people with ADHD face is finding motivation.

The problem is we expect to be motivated by things that motivate others.

We follow the advice of neurotypicals and are frustrated that they never seem to work for us.

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@KyleTWN I’m so invested in this!

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@the_real_keg @sssuperbecca @TheJenRollins No!! I never think to search for updates... I like to pretend they come to their senses and break up.

Don’t tell me if Mahogany is real. 🤪

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@TheJenRollins @sssuperbecca @the_real_keg And all the fangirl shirts. WTF. Imagine meeting someone and they were wearing your face?!

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@TheJenRollins @the_real_keg She’s super creepy. I thought he was going to be the problem, but I was screaming for him to keep running.

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@KyleTWN Ceiling fans

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@brrittannyh Yesterday was my first game and I almost nailed it on the first attempt. Today was 5/6 and I was panicking. Such a nerd.

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@JortsTheCat