the artist formerly known as Frank

quickly giving up hope on having a viral tweet and meeting Ellen and putting a book of my tweets under all the audience’s chairs and having them cry and cheer

[the artist formerly known as Frank @TankFremmings]

Fun prank idea: take your friend to the Four Corners, make them lay down, hand them a 20$ bill, they now have to file income taxes in 4 different states.

[the artist formerly known as Frank @TankFremmings]

Stranger Things, but it’s from the perspective of all the families of innocent military members doing their jobs getting rocked by a 17 year old girl

[the artist formerly known as Frank @TankFremmings]

follow this page if you want sick clips in the central NJ area #salon #barber #haircut #NewJersey #centralNJ

[Hairport Barbers and Salon @Hairportbas]

The “BAS” stands for Barber and Salon, btw. Not “Bad A** Styles”, but we definitely see where you got that.

[the artist formerly known as Frank @TankFremmings]

Why has no one accused the Costco Guys of being industry plants

[the artist formerly known as Frank @TankFremmings]

Word up to all y’all fathers

[the artist formerly known as Frank @TankFremmings]

What in the green bubble bullshit is this @Apple

[the artist formerly known as Frank @TankFremmings]

Obligatory “word up to all y’all mothas” tweet.

See ya next year.

[the artist formerly known as Frank @TankFremmings]

Guys. I’ve done it. I’ve done the impossible.

I found a sock I had otherwise accepted I’d lost. It was in a shirt.

[the artist formerly known as Frank @TankFremmings]

Why is a photo of Kevin James from is King of Queen days invading my life on Instagram

[the artist formerly known as Frank @TankFremmings]

Fucking wild we haven’t grown up as a state and started selling beer in a Walmart

[the artist formerly known as Frank @TankFremmings]

Driving through NJ, is this a new town? #thefogmancometh

[the artist formerly known as Frank @TankFremmings]

@MeganShook Free after 9pm tho ???

[the artist formerly known as Frank @TankFremmings]

What a beautiful morning

[the artist formerly known as Frank @TankFremmings]

@MeganShook It’s alright we did it better anyway

[the artist formerly known as Frank @TankFremmings]

Take your phone out of the case for like 2 minutes

Fucking weird feeling

[the artist formerly known as Frank @TankFremmings]

The last of us is 12/10

[the artist formerly known as Frank @TankFremmings]

Hot pockets without the “easy-to-eat” sleeves was our generations Wild West

[the artist formerly known as Frank @TankFremmings]

If this happens, I’m happy with my final tweet complaining about the site where we’ll all be forced to move to anyway. Ahead of the curve

[the artist formerly known as Frank @TankFremmings]

The year is 2024, I walk down the streets because my car has 2 1/2 flat tires. I look in my wallet. Empty. Hunger creeps in. I step in a puddle while in jeans. Socks wet. “Should have just posted an old picture on Instagram” I think, as lightning strikes only me on a sunny day

[the artist formerly known as Frank @TankFremmings]

I will officially be referring to a chicken sandwich as a “Big Nugget Sandwich” and no one here can stop me

[the artist formerly known as Frank @TankFremmings]

Made the mistake of listening in to a Reddit talks from DoorDash about seeing UFOs, now my only recommended sub is DoorDash. I think I’ve been conned