Tank Evans

Big Z is a loser

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@heatdaddy69420 Creed/3 Doors Down tonight. Day drink on a patio all day tomorrow then post up for the fights. Hope to see you around legend 🤝

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@rambojohnson73 I’d say 29 but deep fry those puppies and give me marinara sauce, I’m hitting triple digits

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@heatdaddy69420 In Miami. Tapped in. Loyal to the fucking oil (we paid $90 just for the bit)

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@heatdaddy69420 tapped in for you brother

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Greatest athlete to wear the number 23? Jordan? Lebron? HAHAHAHAHA. It’s Devin Hester you casuals

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“Run This Town” Rihanna set the tone for my taste in women for the rest of my life and I’m not upset

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@heatdaddy69420 happy Thursday king

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If you can’t hear this picture then idk if I even know you #Tankisback

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Her: “wanna set the mood”
Me: say less *plays Daughtry and lights a Busch Light scented candle

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Bury me at Pengu Island.

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Nickelback BANGS. Fuck anyone who says otherwise

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You know what you’re sittin on? That’s koa wood. All the best boards are made of koa.

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@RGuisen

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@RGuisen hey stud. Lots of people have been wondering what your mortal locks for today are? I mean, it’s quite literally your super bowl. Take your time tho because Tank is planning on #RidingWithRonald

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@heatdaddy69420 @RGuisen listen to that rip. Shit is grippier than… (ahem) your girl

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@MLBMetrics L list, L account. Nice freezing cold takes bozo #justiceforTA7

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@RGuisen @heatdaddy69420 Long strides, heel plant, and Jesus Christ he just got murdered by Ryan Reaves cutting across the middle

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@RGuisen Tank is riding jags +2.5 as well as Kirk first td and the under. Now we go Ronald 💪🏼

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@RGuisen Hi Ronald. Long time follower first time caller. Why not both? Keep up the good work and I hope Santa brings you everything you asked for.

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@RGuisen Unreal movie. Soundtrack was electric. Almost made me forget about my cheating slut wife

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Just watched “I Love You Man” for the first time. Yet another Paul Rudd classic. @RGuisen have you seen it before? It’s a tier jerker