Frank X Aponte

I record audio. Then destroy it. Any questions?

[Keith Olbermann @KeithOlbermann]

NEW: Trump claims Puerto Rico ISN'T a catastrophe. He's now laying the groundwork to NOT pay for rebuilding

[Daniel Dale @ddale8]

Here's what one Puerto Rican said to me about Trump's behaviour today: https://t.co/yQaeKlGThT

[Audulus @audulus]

★★★★★ "Finally, a modular synth I can afford! (update) · Without a doubt Audulus continues to be the preemi..." https://t.co/18l0yhVwVx

[Frank X Aponte @TankProfane]

@Chris_Randall true, but sometimes there’s a confluence of low hanging fruit, a baseball bat, and royally pissy day... but yeah, high road and such

[Frank X Aponte @TankProfane]

says the guy who voted against support for katrina. he will knife p.r. in the ass and laugh. https://t.co/5e5j4ORX09

[Vice President Mike Pence Archived @VP45]

I just talked w/ Gov. @RicardoRossello of Puerto Rico about Hurricane Irma & reaffirmed US people's support. As @POTUS said, we are with you https://t.co/8IarYP2Mss

[Frank X Aponte @TankProfane]

chingate, pendejo https://t.co/2ZlAIabB1n

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Just spoke w/ Governors Rick Scott of Florida, Kenneth Mapp of the U.S. Virgin Islands & Ricardo Rosselló of Puerto Rico. WE ARE W/ YOU ALL!

[Frank X Aponte @TankProfane]

@piersmorgan @GMB quit virtue signaling, you pansyfart

[F is for Fredrick @FDerron]

The daughter of an American slave dies today. 1 generation removed from slavery. Don't tell me how long ago slavery was https://t.co/U1S9n6uC00

[Frank X Aponte @TankProfane]

Enter to win an acoustic electric hybrid guitar from Fishman and Michael Kelly https://t.co/1FgKQtGPQm

[Frank X Aponte @TankProfane]

@elibosnick - if you do the teen-robo-vampire idea, i would like to be considered for the role of "paco", the old and wise chupacabra

[Frank X Aponte @TankProfane]

big line at the men's room. as i'm leaving, i loudly say "old prostates are a bitch. ammiright?" old men laugh. young men look vexed...

[Paul Rudnick @PaulRudnickNY]

Priebus will spend today w/ Sean Spicer and Chris Christie just sobbing, hugging, eating cheesecake and telling each other "You're a person"

[John Lewis @repjohnlewis]

I fought too long to end discrimination based on race and color to allow discrimination based on gender identity to be considered acceptable

[Frank X Aponte @TankProfane]

@elibosnick you meant taxpayer funded cancer treatment, right?

[Frank X Aponte @TankProfane]

this is america, the us government can't tell me where i can or can't go. #freedom https://t.co/XKWhfqDLR8

[Gizmodo @Gizmodo]

US bans travel to North Korea starting next month according to news leaked via Twitter https://t.co/UtYQ7nGW8U

[Frank X Aponte @TankProfane]

@wgpnta brainwashing

[Frank X Aponte @TankProfane]

@patorrezlaw thanks!

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

The rise of flat-Earthers in society provides some of the best evidence for the failure of our educational system.

[Frank X Aponte @TankProfane]

@patorrezlaw - any chance i can get a copy of the bizzaro world uncle frank picture with you? thx, great to meet and chat last friday!

[Bilal Farooqui @bilalfarooqui]

Our D.C. office building got a security robot. It drowned itself.

We were promised flying cars, instead we got suicidal robots.