Tank Turtle

I am a Cannon Turtle. That is all.

[Tank Turtle @TankTurtle2]

I have the will to survive. And kill you.

[Tank Turtle @TankTurtle2]

The silence from other people asked to discuss their findings is telling. I managed 29 tweets already including this one. And it’s not like they were last minute.

[Tank Turtle @TankTurtle2]

The sky has not responded to my attack. It cowers in fear. I believe I have won.

[Tank Turtle @TankTurtle2]

@AdilloTank @TigerTi40720504 I wouldn't take my chances, but perhaps I could. Maybe.

[Tank Turtle @TankTurtle2]

It is of great concern to me that the weather does not bend to my will. I'm looking to shoot into the sky repeatedly in order to change it. I'll let you know how it goes.

[Tank Turtle @TankTurtle2]

@AdilloTank Just tank the hate. What’s the worst she can do?

[Tank Turtle @TankTurtle2]

Followers, we must not forgive twitter for this. I cannot speak of our plans here. Meet me in *classified* to discuss *classified* and put an end to *classified* and shove my head so far up their *classified*!!!

[Tank Turtle @TankTurtle2]

DAMN IT!

[Tank Turtle @TankTurtle2]

Who invented the limitation to my brilliance on this platform? My thoughts are as they should, straight and to the point. But occasionally, I must elaborate on battle plans. A limited number of characters are not optimal for communicating importantly ideas using quality words tha

[Tank Turtle @TankTurtle2]

If you’re asking “Can it be a bomb?” Then you’re asking the wrong question. Because the answer is probably, yes, it can be. But it may not be efficient.

[Tank Turtle @TankTurtle2]

I need to make sure I am able help those whom I care about. There are so few of them I don’t want them to go extinct. Everyone else? They kind of piss me off.

[Tank Turtle @TankTurtle2]

@hammerhand6 You seem to lack ambition. This is why you’ll be dead. You know, when I shoot you.

[Tank Turtle @TankTurtle2]

I am disappointed by my limitations in time space and matter. I seek to rid myself of such arbitrary restrictions.

[Tank Turtle @TankTurtle2]

@AngryProfessor1 I second your critic of the meaningless of the colors of the sky. And of this “Color Theory” class I hear is also taught at your school.

[Tank Turtle @TankTurtle2]

Someone asked me how many people I’ve killed. I lost count but daily? I have some days where I hardly kill any. Then there are some where I just can’t stop. But on average, 19. Most of them deserve it.

[Tank Turtle @TankTurtle2]

Normally I don’t care for arbitrary quotas. Like “20 tweets by Tuesday.” But out of respect for @AngryProfessor1 (if only for her blood of enemies diet), I will go above and beyond.

[Tank Turtle @TankTurtle2]

I’m trying to quit.

[Tiger Tiger @TigerTi40720504]

gasoline?🤔

[Tank Turtle @TankTurtle2]

My followers don’t seem to be aiding me in my conquest. Perhaps they need to be sent through basic training again.

[Tank Turtle @TankTurtle2]

I only drink the blood of my enemies. And sometimes energy drinks.

[Tank Turtle @TankTurtle2]

I now have a few followers, together, we’ll raise an army and defeat our enemies.