Matthew Carter

I play games and sometimes stream. professional smartass and disabled vet. no preferred pronouns (I’ll generally respond to anything.)

[Matthew Carter @Tankdad84]

@itsrosesm Get three more dogs and train them to shit in his yard during the call to prayer

[Matthew Carter @Tankdad84]

@zarahussain999 There is a difference between a religion organically evolving in an area, and a hostile takeover by religious fanatics.

What you’re seeing is a countries response to a hostile invasion. Muslims don’t assimilate, they take over and convert.

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@Jesii_ca_M @ReinderTil I cook for myself. I also have dietary allergies though

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@Jesii_ca_M I’m tired of this debate. Growing up I would have said no. But in this day, if a woman swings on me, I’m laying her the fuck out. Equal rights and equal lefts for everyone.

[Matthew Carter @Tankdad84]

@DavidJHarrisJr Never heard of the guy, so no real loss

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@sakebu_cheese_ It’s to signal to the mail delivery person that there is outgoing mail in the box. Otherwise they just assume it’s old mail and leave it.

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@GennaBain @Totalbiscuit @WatchMojo That’s disgusting on a whole new level. And I’m sorry for your loss. I miss the biscuit is a pretty princess streams, and his snack box reacts. Hope you’re doing well.

[Matthew Carter @Tankdad84]

@SnowBellesHell I’m sending out an SoS, I got a chupacabra trying to suck me off in a kohls changing room, send help!

[Matthew Carter @Tankdad84]

@silentblossom_ Go back to your shithole and leave my bacon alone fucker

[Matthew Carter @Tankdad84]

Left over cabbage and potatoes with some bacon from my corn beef and cabbage prep

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@otokyo Ain’t no fucking way they all fitting in the elevator. Fastest ride down swear to the gods

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@CottontailVA Nope lol

[Matthew Carter @Tankdad84]

@TrumpsHurricane She seem to be doing a good job of being a miserable cunt herself.

[Matthew Carter @Tankdad84]

Some might consider this a hot take, but there is a lot of people supporting a religion and culture that likes to fuck kids.

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@harukaawake I grew up devouring Japanese history and art (anime robots and samurai culture)

It seems to me that the ones that protest just want to replace yours with theirs

[Matthew Carter @Tankdad84]

@honeymoon250 Last time we checked, there wasn’t a king. Idiot

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@harukaawake @Designsage Some feelings just transcend language :-)

[Matthew Carter @Tankdad84]

@janninereid1 I hear Gaza is nice this time of year

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@its_The_Dr Creature from the black lagoon maybe?

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@AntiLeftMemes Tyler Perry