After long deliberation at Tankie Awards HQ, we have conceded that there is no rational way of dealing with modern day war crimes denial in a climate where provable facts are dismissed as fake news.
So instead, we've decided to hand out awards for it.
Join us #TankieAwards2018
China isn’t carrying out a “cultural genocide” of the Uighurs. It’s working to wipe out the hateful and violent Islamic jihadist ideology that much of the region’s Muslim youth have internalized.
We would love to hand you the award in person, or we will happily send you the award to put on your mantlepiece, please DM us so our dedicated professional team can sort it out.
Next year, we will hopefully be announcing an actual award ceremony in England too, watch this space
Well, what an incredible year for Tankies it has been. As we said, there was only one outstanding candidate for Tankie of the Year. A Tankie so monumentally stupid that her own tweets got her fired from the world's foremost employeer of Tankies. Our winner @SameeraKhan
Ms Khan we are so very sorry you lost your job at @RT_com. We hope that your new Tankie award will hope get you back on your feet and find you work with a new authoritarian regime where you can justify mass murder to your heart's content.
Did you think we weren't still here? #WRONG
The first annual Tankie Award winner will be announced on December 1st.
There will only be one category this year, as there was only one outstanding candidate.
Who do you think won the scoop this?
See you on December 1st!
@ComradeSamantha @AJ_Mtl@NippySweetyLass lol "Serok Apo", give me a break. This is why you and your Orientalist, Islamophobic Bob Crow Brigade mates are also included in the Tankie Awards Samantha. Invite will be in the post. Ta-ta.
We currently have Pro-Erdogan and Pro-Ocalan Twitter accounts fighting each other in the mentions.
Here's a thought, have you ever tried creating a Twitter account that isn't explicitly pro-authoritarian?
#Controversial.
@ComradeSamantha No, they aren't affiliated with jihadi groups, and YPG volunteers have no place criticising anybody for randomly shelling civilian areas, the YPG are just as guilty of that as anybody else. Shameful, disgusting comment to make really, they are victims of chemical weapons attacks.
After long deliberation at Tankie Awards HQ, we have conceded that there is no rational way of dealing with modern day war crimes denial in a climate where provable facts are dismissed as fake news.
So instead, we've decided to hand out awards for it.
Join us #TankieAwards2018