Tannaberg

There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers. Oh yeah, and people that were home schooled.

[Tannaberg @Tannaberg]

"You're breath smells like blue cheese olives and ground." - me to the @Shaltzicorn

[Tannaberg @Tannaberg]

Lady Brunch at #Gooddaycafe and wouldn't you know @PaulyShore walks in. "Can I call you dad?" #soninlaw

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I'm trying to bring fanny packs back and Polly's trying to bring Rolling Rock back. #2012

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Turns out I might actually be Japanese and not Korean as I'd always thought. Looks like I've been going to the wrong camp all these summers.

[Tannaberg @Tannaberg]

There's no shame in my fanny pack game.

[Park Supply of America @parksupplyusa]

#Arbordaysolutions. Help us save trees with e-billing. Just send us a letter in the mail. To honestly help us use http://t.co/Aup5HuIt

[Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5]

I'm dreading summer because I'll be subjected to my Facebook friends' pictures of the temperature readout from inside their vehicles.

[Tannaberg @Tannaberg]

I can't believe how many people at Ikea don't know the Kate Goslin haircut is out.

[Tannaberg @Tannaberg]

You don't see Umbros everyday. Except in Chanhassen, paired with a T-shirt that says, "mount me and do me."

[Tannaberg @Tannaberg]

"You guys still have those biscuits, right?" #redlobsterpanic @phreshmaster

[Tannaberg @Tannaberg]

Got lost cause Molly thought we took the "wrong 94" and Sarah thought Brainerd and Taylors Falls were the same thing. #dummies

[Kim Jong Un Dos Tres @funnyAntichrist]

A green bay packers sweater doesn't qualify as "semi-formal" unless you are 350 and have an asshole kid that keeps putting water in my food

[Kim Jong Un Dos Tres @funnyAntichrist]

A card with 69 dollars. A note saying "divorce ain't cheap but marriage is like always having an asshole in your face." #weddingsareasham

[Paddy O'furniture @Irish_McDick]

Whatever you just said "cool beans" about just became the uncoolest thing ever.

[John Dyste @JohnDyste]

Just invented the best poor lazy person food ever. Beef Ramen with Cream of Mushroom soup. $2 beef stroganoff.

[Tannaberg @Tannaberg]

Come on DeAngelo Williams, you're embarrassing me in front of my friends.

[Harry Gurganus @sur_i_sor]

I might just be high but those alpacas look like the could turn into fucking killing machines. Warm fuzzy killing machines.

[Tannaberg @Tannaberg]

If @Jones_Drew32 is as good at football as he is tweeting Fat Asian Babies is going to kill it this year.

[Tannaberg @Tannaberg]

When I break the comb trying to brush my hair it's time to invest in a stronger conditioner.