@PrimaryCinema They’re not even going to care. I had no idea that The Lion King was an homage to Hamlet when it came out. Kids can keep up with stories a lot better than you think.
@9NEWS And a visit from child services.
Heavy as fuck, a high center of gravity, supposedly designed to go rough terrain but’ll tip over running over a dime. I grew up semi-rural, there are safer ways to get over rough terrain than those child-killing, lawsuit generators.
@9NEWS A friend of mine, not even 12, was killed when the one she was riding rolled over on her. I’m sorry for what Jamie has gone through & I deeply hate what my friend’s parents went through, anyone putting their child on one of these death machines should have their head examined.
@ghoulymaps Geoff does kinda give off grandpa vibes. The, ‘keep hard caramels in his pockets to give to his grandkids when they’re parents aren’t looking’ kind.