Lord Pissed my Pants

He/Him | Always needing coffee

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i called benjamin netanyahu on his trump mobile phone just to say that someone in my gc called him a poopy head.

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Instead of data centers, why don't we build high speed rail systems.

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We are slowly turning into the Imperium of Man

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I'm still upset with myself

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I was about to buy this, but I didn't have my leash and collar with me.

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https://t.co/EBsBHHXVwT

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I am one of the good Floridians

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Let them eat cake

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I yearn to drink the sweat from her

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Since I'm 32 I can start posting these

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Hail to the chief

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Who will I be when the empire falls?

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You can cum now

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