Tanner Monty Carizey

Powered by caffeine. Drained by school. Table tennis is my forte. Dad jokes are my specialty.

[Tanner Monty Carizey @TannerCarizey]

https://t.co/GoyESElwr7 for anyone thats upset by all the things going on from the election, just watch this video. Perfectly said. 🙏

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https://t.co/8xGqlY467Z @Krissy_Wheeler is this your life???

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I'm almost tempted to eat an entire Chinese buffet so i can gain some weight and not be so freaking cold

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Woah I haven't done this twitter thing in awhile

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I bottle flipped out when I got this

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Subtle, I like it.

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It's 10 in the morning in the middle of November and it's a solid 70 degrees and sunny out. What.

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No shave November is only half way through and I look a hobo

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This is what I feel like when the sun goes down at like 4:30

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Self improvement is the key to happiness. Relying entirely on someone else to make you happy is honestly selfish.

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Hey everyone don't worry about boys/girls or who cares about who & just focus on yourself & work on who you want to be 👌

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I thought I'd give no shave November a try but my face is looking like some patchy dead grass that's black

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Rather be on twitter than watch this sad game

[Justin Welch @DaJuice44]

If the Bears don't upgrade the QB position this offseason I'm going to cry my eyes out

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Good gravy cutler

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Bears offensive 2016: Jordan Howard

[° princess crocubot ° @trapcroccc]

update: I spent my last ten dollars on tacos

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"Verizon" the only thing theyre good at its using the same annoying ads 34,789 times in 1 day https://t.co/nuGRgKB2yV

[NFL @NFL]

TB12: 119.0 QB rating (leads NFL).
Seahawks LOB: 3rd in ppg allowed.

Who ya got in the rematch of #SB49? #SEAvsNE https://t.co/yUmdqx0ool

[Tanner Monty Carizey @TannerCarizey]

@_braaanddii anytime

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@_braaanddii have a puppy