Captain Tan

Movin and Groovin

[Captain Tan @TannerCarlson1]

“The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results”

[Captain Tan @TannerCarlson1]

@NEO_Scan Victim spotted

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

DOMINGO GERMÁN HAS THROWN A PERFECT GAME FOR THE YANKEES‼️

(via @Yankees)

[Captain Tan @TannerCarlson1]

#RepBX

[Arizona Diamondbacks @Dbacks]

1,776 retweets and we’ll drop the tea at first pitch tomorrow. 🇺🇸🇬🇧

[L. Louise Lucas @SenLouiseLucas]

Today is the 10 year anniversary of the Sandy Hook shootings. Please watch this video again that the parents of Sandy Hook put together and share it. We can never forget.

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: Aaron Judge has agreed to a nine-year, $360 million contract to remain with the Yankees, sources confirmed to ESPN.

More on Judge's deal: https://t.co/rq2HA5zOTk

[Captain Tan @TannerCarlson1]

Buddy’s got some nice aim Yankees should sign him..

[Houston Police @houstonpolice]

HPD made one arrest during today’s victory parade. A male, 33, threw a beer can at U.S. Senator Ted Cruz as the Senator was on a float in the 2400 block of Smith St. The beer can struck the Senator in the chest/neck area. The Senator did not require medical attention.
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[Captain Tan @TannerCarlson1]

This is terrible..

Isn’t half the fun of baseball complaining about the calls??

[Talkin' Yanks @TalkinYanks]

Jasson Dominguez using the automated strike zone to his advantage in the Arizona Fall League!

[Captain Tan @TannerCarlson1]

Yankees definitely stole the challenge somehow, bunch of cheaters.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The Guardians need a new challenge guy

[Captain Tan @TannerCarlson1]

Awe yeah October 1st y’all know what that means 👻🎃

[ScreenTime @screentime]

John Cena sets the Guinness World Record for most wishes granted through the Make-A-Wish Foundation with 650 wishes granted for critically ill children

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

ALBERT PUJOLS HAS DONE IT! 👑 👏

7️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ CAREER HOME RUNS FOR ONE OF THE ALL-TIME GREATS

(via @SNstats)

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

AARON JUDGE ON A ROPE 👊

(via @MLB)

[Michael Kay @RealMichaelKay]

I’ve been covering baseball for 36 years and the season
@TheJudge44 is having is one of the best I’ve ever seen. Take hm off the @yankees and they’d have trouble making playoffs. Take Ohtani off @Angels and they still would be on the outside looking in. Most valuable?

[Captain Tan @TannerCarlson1]

Welcome to New York Mr. Tendi

[Captain Tan @TannerCarlson1]

It’s my man Swiper

[CityofAmarillo @CityofAmarillo]

The Amarillo Zoo captured a strange image outside the zoo in the dark and early morning hours of May 21 (around 1:25 a.m.). Is it a person with a strange hat who likes to walk at night? A chupacabra? Do you have any ideas of what this UAO- Unidentified Amarillo Object could be?

[Golden State Warriors @warriors]

Steve Kerr on today's tragic shooting in Uvalde, Texas.

[Captain Tan @TannerCarlson1]

@paigetulce I hope this means I can still hit on you at our high school reunions

[Captain Tan @TannerCarlson1]

Good luck to everyone from the c/o 2k17. Enjoy life and keep it touch with those that made your four years so memorable

[Captain Tan @TannerCarlson1]

This the most self-conceited quote I’ve ever seen

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Kevin Durant wants his jersey retired by OKC and Golden State 👀

[Captain Tan @TannerCarlson1]

The disrespect towards Lightning McQueen is disgusting.

[IGN @IGN]

From Toy Story to Turning Red, Pixar has given us 25 movies in just a little over 25 years. Naturally, we decided to rank them, ranging from sentient cars to an unbreakable super family. https://t.co/vMj0rZGX0t