Tanner Contla

If you cant convince them, confuse them.

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Had that one in my drafts for a few days

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40 LASHES?!

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@TannerContla Tannerconda vs Zackadile

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Tannerconda

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@Jesus__Maciel betrayal. But AF is definitely the right one for you.

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@Jesus__Maciel which branch?

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@Jesus__Maciel hold up. Wut

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Upon earning my respect they will also earn their name, which will begin with a "r," the most threatening letter in the alphabet.

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I will ignore my children until they gain my respect through feats of strength.

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Just had such an adrenaline rush from watching Jurassic World that I decided to do something crazy. #DontTellMom

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What is the best song of the last 10 years and why is it Rihanna's "Umbrella?"

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The Perks of Being a Wombat

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Pancakes don't fix bullet holes

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Being willingly ignorant is not bliss; it's stupidity.

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In spite of the idiocy I experience on a daily basis I'm still proud to call myself a soldier and paratrooper of the 82nd Airborne Division.

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Waking up everyday and continuing to be both incredibly sexy AND intelligent is becoming exhausting.

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The severity of the unbridled rage I feel when my ice cream is too frozen to scoop is alarming.

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I wish the Army would stop detonating things and shaking my barracks while I'm trying to watch New Girl

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It's bad luck to see the body before the funeral

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Keep your hopes and dreams far above you so that when they explode the shrapnel doesn't hit you in the face.