Tanner Bruton

[Alex @midsmoker34]

Craziest white boy names (top 5)
1. Craig
2. Dalton
3. skylar
4. caleb
5. Tanner

[Tanner Bruton @TannerDallas]

@KimKardashian why am I working on a Saturday?

[Tanner Bruton @TannerDallas]

And you and Chavis were drunkenly spilling beer on the mom in front of us

[Chavis McDermott @YaBoyChavy]

Two years ago when @TannerDallas keep spilling his drinks on that poor lady. Also happy birthday @jskips05 !

[Tanner Bruton @TannerDallas]

Every time someone flashes their lights at me to warn of a hidden state trooper ahead my faith in humanity is restored

[Tanner Bruton @TannerDallas]

Thank you @NintendoAmerica for teaching every 90’s kid that if we just blow air into something it will work

[Tanner Bruton @TannerDallas]

Super grateful for this ‘cold front’ that came through. 102 you’ve never looked cooler. #blessed

[Tanner Bruton @TannerDallas]

Trying to get a tan but also not trying to die of a heat stroke. So I guess I’m staying inside.

[Tanner Bruton @TannerDallas]

Someone wanna tell me why fort hood got my backyard looking like Pompeii

[Tanner Bruton @TannerDallas]

My kids are gonna grow up thinking Anaconda by @NICKIMINAJ is where “I like big butts” originated from.

[Tanner Bruton @TannerDallas]

I refuse to be one of those dog owners that lets their dog sit in their lap while they poop

[Tanner Bruton @TannerDallas]

My phone is dead. My friends are dead to me. And I’m pretty sure my squad is dead. Thanks pubg mobile.

[Bailey Skiff @BaileySkiff]

@TannerDallas https://t.co/QIRxOaIp5o

[Tanner Bruton @TannerDallas]

Idk what @realDonaldTrump has planned but North Fort Hood has me up all night

[Tanner Bruton @TannerDallas]

They’re playing football at this Justin Timberlake concert

[Tanner Bruton @TannerDallas]

The numbers 8 and 9 differ by one dot on expiration dates. Welcome to the time where nobody knows if their food expires now or next year.

[McKenzie Hopson David @mckenziehopson]

Let this be my legacy. 🍹

[Tanner Bruton @TannerDallas]

This series on Waco....like is this for real?