Actor, screenwriter, model, and certified corn dog enthusiast. I’m in movies and stuff. Like and subscribe or i will hunt u with a crossbow in the woods
not the BYU vs UT holy war reigniting my love for football. Not Dave Portnoy reviewing the BYU bookstore making me crave a cougar tail for the first time since my late husband was taken by the plague
Kung Fu Panda: haha funnie fat Panda
Kung Fu Panda 2: Grief is a process. Suffering doesn’t always have a grand cosmic lesson— but you can choose to be kind, even if the scars of childhood simply fade, rather than ever heal completely.
Kung Fu Panda 3: haha funnie fat panda
Vampire weaknesses: crosses, garlic, wooden stakes, mirrors, holy water, being invited in properly, sunlight
Werewolf weaknesses: being shot in the face with a gun
can't wait for the eventual "Falsely Advertised WonkaLand" corporate product biopic four years from now starring Paul Dano as discount Wonka that is nominated for every Oscar and wins none
Chris Stuckmann: as i pivot my career into becoming a director, i’m going to be incredibly transparent with you guys that i may approach reviews more delicately for that specific reason. i also just disagree with attacking filmmakers on a personal basis
comments: DISHONEST HACK
Sad now more than ever that people slept on the new Mission Impossible, where Tom Cruise is told that total AI control over finance and culture is inevitable and the only way to avoid being left behind is to influence it ourselves and his response is “nah I’m just gonna kill it”
super excited for Guy Ritchie’s “The Gentlemen” series (it was my favorite movie of 2019) but as long as we’re getting Colin Farrell in Penguin-esque roles, i need a spin-off series of his Coach character more than i need most things in life plz Daddy Ritchie 😩😩😩🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻💦💦💦