Tanner Harris

Buy me sour patch kids. 💁🏻‍♂️

[Tanner Harris @TannerHarris_12]

Stan Lee has passed away. Excuse me while I go watch X-Men while crying.😭 #RIPStanLee

[Tanner Harris @TannerHarris_12]

Floatin’ on the river while killin’ my liver

[Tanner Harris @TannerHarris_12]

If you have to ask how tall I am or what my weight is to be interested in me then I’m not interested in you 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Tanner Harris @TannerHarris_12]

Things you here on a Friday night at the bar ... “Something smells like butter and I just hope it’s not my vagina” 😳😆

[Tanner Harris @TannerHarris_12]

You know you are committed whenever you wait over 20 minutes in a Chick-fil-A drive-through. 🤷🏻‍♂️ #notsorry

[Tanner Harris @TannerHarris_12]

Literally it’s the first day of fall and I already saw a man wearing a toboggan... 🙄 Why!?

[Tanner Harris @TannerHarris_12]

I swear. The next person to post a spoiler to the GOT finale will meet a fate worse than the Starks...

[Tanner Harris @TannerHarris_12]

Me literally every class I took at Lee University. Haha 😂 https://t.co/4AUYj8gtfc

[𝐑𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐥 𝐌𝐨𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 @rachelmoenning]

Taylor's new single isn't meant to be the new Shake It Off. Let her feel. Let her try something new. Give the girl a freaking break.

[Tanner Harris @TannerHarris_12]

Just reached an all time low... I lied and told my niece that the popcorn was spicy so I could have it all to myself 😬

[Tanner Harris @TannerHarris_12]

@kenbunny1211 Girl what classes did you go to?

[Tanner Harris @TannerHarris_12]

I just want someone to love me like Tim McGraw loves Faith Hill ... is that too much to ask? Probably so. 🙄

[Taylor Watt @taylorelaine24]

Walking through Publix carrying a box of wine in one hand & La Croix in the other.

And people act like being basic is a bad thing...

[Tanner Harris @TannerHarris_12]

@akard10 Get you a man that's #cashflowpositive 🙌🏻

[Tanner Harris @TannerHarris_12]

@akard10 You participated with your snap and insta as well... it was a mutual act. 💁🏻‍♂️

[Tanner Harris @TannerHarris_12]

Me: goes to the gym for 2hrs...
Also Me: comes home and immediately starts eating chips-n-salsa. 🙄 #help

[Tanner Harris @TannerHarris_12]

If your nose hairs are long enough to tickle your upper lip I'm going to assume that you have just given up on yourself.

[Emily Hilliard @ehilli99]

Happy birthday to the greatest damn country in the world #4thofJuly

[Tanner Harris @TannerHarris_12]

If someone would like to bring me a beer while I'm at the pool I'd greatly appreciate it. 😉