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Crock Pot Club. Bone Thugz. Clique.

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Who's tryna join a Crockpot Student Club at UNO?

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@Thunder_Vice Dave Spamiletti

[The Culturist @the_culturist_]

Does humanity have any greater architectural legacy than the Gothic cathedrals of Europe?

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@brazyszn Have you considered tossing one of these 🏀 around with @Thunder_Vice?

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@muppetgovt Hoof had two bullet holes, unrepairable. New one comes tomorrow.

Quick Lane Tire was a 4 hour wait.

Hope you’re back on your legs soon.

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@muppetgovt Z Fletch.. what tire shop were you at?

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@Thunder_Vice @AndrewDBailey 09-10 Aaron Brooks

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@brazyszn John David Booty.. built different

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@PatrickDavlin @tweetin__Keaton Try switching her from beer to seltzers. That’s what has helped me during the pandemic.

[Cole Ridder @Cole_Ridder]

“RECAP: After Nearly One Decade of Scientific Advances, Could The Extreme Low Temperatures of @Thunder_Vice’s Heart Be Recreated, In a Natural or Laboratory Setting? This Theoretical Physicist Says No”

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@FlyinTlkinDnkey @_lilmarv I don’t think you’ll be able to speed read this one

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@YeahDecksYeah @Cjolberding I grab a vegetable that’s been recently sprayed down to wet my fingers a bit then grab the produce bag 🤌🏻

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Just posted a photo @ Scranton, Pennsylvania https://t.co/XETaM4xa8j

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Happy first wedding anniversary to the most beautiful woman who has given me the most amazing life.
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I’ll never forget all the moments in life when you said yes. Yes to a first date, yes to being my girlfriend, yes… https://t.co/xnF8LgQzcv

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@brazyszn Being a cutie is never canceled

[Matt Scalici @MattScalici]

My 12-year-old just said she thinks eventually they’ll be able to put gifs on tombstones. Obviously, please quote tweet with the gif you will put on your video tombstone.

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@Thunder_Vice 5 foot nothing missing 8 foot everything

[ESPN @espn]

OK, it’s Saturday.

What is the peak of your personal athletic achievements?

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@Cjolberding What your food sees when you open the microwave

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@Thunder_Vice The 5’11 seems a little generous

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@Thunder_Vice @JimMWeber Keiton Page