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[TMO @TannerTscott]

Hair stylist: "what do you want it to look like?"
Boi: "you ever been to the zoo?"
Hair stylist: "say no more"

[prettygirlscult 💫 @prettygirlscult]

me: why does my back hurt

my posture everyday from 9-5:

[LemonGabs @GabsGamero]

Oh to be a golden retriever on 4 pool noodles

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Americans help Americans. 🇺🇸🇺�

[TMO @TannerTscott]

@ian_kellems 🙄

[Ashlee Lambart @AshleeLambart]

I’m not panicked about the virus itself, I’m panicked at the mass panic. I’m panicked about not having toilet paper or bleach or water or dog food. I’m most panicked that it could get to where there’s a shortage of food bc I have a child to feed. THAT scares me the most of all.

[Kay @KaylarWill]

That mom scream was NASTY. That sheet of ice washed the whole family

[TMO @TannerTscott]

This Nicolas Cage’s sister?

[TMO @TannerTscott]

@Apple please add a feature where you can write out a text in advance and have Siri send it at a specific time

[your calvin will stand between you and ICE @calvinjburke]

We needed a Provo Queer Eye, not a bachelorette Provo & the second season lineup of men is a brutal reminder of this

[Jake Lubbehusen @jakelubb]

This is the cutest thing I’ve seen all day

[TMO @TannerTscott]

@spookster33 So disgusting. The people causing harm to animals should get the same treatment they’re giving. This should not be the “norm” and nobody should be getting away with this.😡

[TMO @TannerTscott]

I went cliff jumping yesterday and on my second jump, I came up and noticed my Apple Watch fell off. The water is about 25-30 ft deep and was pitch black at the bottom. What are the odds he finds my TINY watch in the bottom of a lake AND gets it back to me in less than 24 hours😭

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

TRUMP: "You've worked so hard on the kidney. Very special -- the kidney has a very special place in the heart. It's an incredible thing."