武汉

#武汉 真人线下接单，蓝V认证，我有教室，也可以外出，支持视频语音验证，不要定金，TG电报： shanshan1598 电报链接： 等你哦宝贝，没有电报的看我置顶加我企鹅

[武汉 @Tanner_Lewis]

想和你有七上八下的夜晚，想用腿量哥哥的腰围!

[武汉 @Tanner_Lewis]

人不一定要漂亮，但床上技术一定要好，这样才能留住男人的心对吧

[武汉 @Tanner_Lewis]

晚安这个词太暧昧了，只能你对我说

[武汉 @Tanner_Lewis]

Me and my wife played the game where we see what random stuff she has in her purse.

GUYS, THIS WOMAN HAD A RANDOM PIECE OF BEEF JERKY FLOATING AROUND IN HER PURSE

[武汉 @Tanner_Lewis]

My wife just became visibly distraught when she saw on tik-tok that Olive Garden charges for breadsticks now...

...this is almost as bad as when Taco Bell changed their menu #pregochronicles

[武汉 @Tanner_Lewis]

So we’re at @CrackerBarrel and my pregnant wife got emotional while ordering turkey and dressing #pregochronicles

[武汉 @Tanner_Lewis]

So.. I understand that my wife is pregnant and all.. but did she really have to pull a knife on me over the last piece of cornbread?

[武汉 @Tanner_Lewis]

Dad bod training has begun!!!!!

Coming March 2021

[武汉 @Tanner_Lewis]

It’s been awhile since my wife has texted me something other than a tik-tok or a food order

[武汉 @Tanner_Lewis]

If a white girl goes for a run, but she doesn’t post about it... did she really even go for a run?

[武汉 @Tanner_Lewis]

This summer has been the complete opposite of Pokémon GO summer

[武汉 @Tanner_Lewis]

My wife just told me “I have so many pet-peeves that I didn’t know I had until I met you.” 😂

[武汉 @Tanner_Lewis]

I swear, being married is so easy.. just take her to TJ Maxx and give her food & coffee and you’ll be fine

[武汉 @Tanner_Lewis]

@JtodaK @mkenn2015 #wearethemisquotedhusbandsoftwitter #weneedabetterhashtag

[武汉 @Tanner_Lewis]

My wife just looked me dead in the eyes and said, “If you hear me snacking in the middle of the night... mind your own business.” 😂😂😂

[Church Curmudgeon @ChrchCurmudgeon]

Pastor’s sermon got a YouTube comment from a bot in Indonesia, and now his bio says he’s an internationally acclaimed speaker.

[武汉 @Tanner_Lewis]

I have a very strange Christmas family tradition.. for my whole life, my grandpa has bought everyone in my family several LARGE packages of toilet paper. We normally make it through October before we have to buy any more! So.... that really came in clutch this year!

[武汉 @Tanner_Lewis]

I bet Captain America is pretty good at ultimate frisbee

[武汉 @Tanner_Lewis]

Remember when our societies biggest problem was that some people were eating tide pods?