Tanooki

Blogger, OU student, Aspiring Youtuber and general nerd with a filthy sense of humour

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@GeorgeTakei A woman in Qatar reported her rape and is in jail for sex outside of marriage. Please help make this top news not a side line

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Oh god, group of people just turned up and he's about sinking into the ground. I want the hug him:( #dissappointed

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She's turned up. Pissing it down and she's wearing hot pants and enough makeup to sink the Bismarck #firstdate #millenials

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Aww there's a guy next to me on his first date. He's so cute. Looks like he's going to a job interview not shopping in Dundee #live

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@lomadia I never saw it first time round so I say yes.

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Nosey neighbours providing entertainment since invention of windows. #waving #nosey #heyneebs

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I spent so long skiving in the toilet at work everyone now thinks I have terrible diarrhoea #lazyproblems #StinkyPrincess

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I have PMT and I'm not afraid to use it. #PeriodDrama #wrathoftheuterus

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Night all! Twitch stream over the weekend #witcher3 on #deathmarch

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Fuck them all and don't act your age, I'm making pancakes. Best advice ever + pancakes are the shit @blissneso #Authenticity #beyourself

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Relationship goals, who cares about other people? shit with the door open and pick each other's noses. Read more on https://t.co/kpnqr2CPHn

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#NationalSendANudibranchDay So much prettier to look at that my pasty white ass #nudibranch #pikachu #ocean

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New post - review of witcher 3. Give me some love x
https://t.co/fxo0lYey9t #review #gamer #blog @CDPROJEKTRED

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The site is almost mobile friendly. Come visit https://t.co/VS5Oa3VK7E and let me know how it looks! #blog #overhaul

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Dress to impress? Dress for yourself*

* unless it's a job interview then this is really shit advice #confidence #beyourself

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50 followers, yay. thank you! #goals

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@heychrissa hope everything is okay!

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I have gastroenteritis :( I'm half way through a new post but it won't be up for a while. #sick #needhelp

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My baby growing up :( #growing #catsofinstagram #yunalesca https://t.co/Cfe9ek1GpF

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I'm not fat, I've got an overactive knife and fork. #fatism #humor #me