Tanski

I eat pears and shit like that now

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

G’mar chatimah tovah

[Tanski @Tanskiiiiii]

@ChipotleTweets Did. Waiting on a response.

[Tanski @Tanskiiiiii]

@ChipotleTweets this new chipotle by my house started off phenomenal. Since they changed managers if sucks. Last week I fell in a wet spot, that did not have a wet floor sign up. I told the employee and they didn’t say sorry. All while a manager over looked .

[Tanski @Tanskiiiiii]

I emailed the GM and no response. I went in at 10:15 pm. Out of chicken. Out of pollo asado. Out of fajitas.

[Tanski @Tanskiiiiii]

@hodampsh Sounds like a lacroix flavor. And yes, it does sound very good

[Tanski @Tanskiiiiii]

Harambe implies the existence of Halalbe

[Tanski @Tanskiiiiii]

@hodampsh Water slushy

[Tanski @Tanskiiiiii]

Who said Mexico was unsafe? It’s literally the Third safest country in North America

[Tanski @Tanskiiiiii]

@awfulannouncing Charlie Kirk only got one reception from 142 yards

[Tanski @Tanskiiiiii]

It’s 2025, so for this Black Friday I’m supporting small business by buying a tv from Best Buy, not Amazon

[Tanski @Tanskiiiiii]

An ageless 24 year old actress? Wait til Leonardo DiCaprio hears about this.

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Multiple talent agents are reportedly in talks to sign AI “actress” Tilly Norward, created by AI talent studio Xicoia.

(https://t.co/Yg4tl6IILT)

[Tanski @Tanskiiiiii]

Boarded my flight Sitting next to a black gentleman with a yamikah on. Happy jewnteenth to him.

[Tanski @Tanskiiiiii]

I don’t know about this whole burrito bowl thing, I can’t really tell the difference

[Tanski @Tanskiiiiii]

@TheJoeLuft The key is; to ruin the tenderloin and he’ll never ask again

[Tanski @Tanskiiiiii]

You can only call it Champaign if it comes from the Champaign Urbana region of Illinoís

[Tanski @Tanskiiiiii]

More like a ‘pick me’ falcon
“Look how small my wings are” head ass

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

The Pygmy Falcon is the smallest raptor in Africa - adults are less than 8” long.

[Tanski @Tanskiiiiii]

Selling one of my sclerosis’
doc said I have too many

[Tanski @Tanskiiiiii]

Make America Goon Again

[Tanski @Tanskiiiiii]

What were all those children doing in that cave ?

[Tanski @Tanskiiiiii]

Does chile have child labor laws ?