Tanuj Sharma

[खुरपेंच @khurpenchh]

काश ! रेपिस्ट भी ऐसे पकड़े जाते
काश ! भ्रष्टाचारी भी ऐसे ही पकड़े जाते
काश ! देश का पैसा लेकर भागने वाले भी ऐसे पकड़े जाते
काश ! भूमाफिया भी ऐसे ही पकड़े जाते
काश ! खनन माफिया भी ऐसे पकड़े जाते
काश ! नकल माफिया भी ऐसे पकड़े जाते
काश ! संसद में बैठे डकैत भी ऐसे पकड़े जाते
काश ! नकली दवा बनाने वाले भी ऐसे पकड़े जाते
काश ! लोगों की किडनी का सौदा करने वाले ऐसे पकड़े जाते
काश ! देश के खिलाफ काम करने वाले ऐसे पकड़े जाते

[Prateek. @Prateeeex_]

jab payment par charges ki baat karte toh States, China, Europe se compare karte and jab infra and utilities ki baat hoti toh Pakistan, Bangladesh se compare karte😭😭

[ravish kumar @ravish_journo]

पांच साल की सघन पढ़ाई के बाद 14, 337 रुपये मिल रहे हैं? 7.8 प्रतिशत जीडीपी है तब फिर किस बात की कमी है? सारे इंटर्न की सैलरी 50000 होनी चाहिए। पैसा नहीं देंगे तो डॉक्टर सरकारी सेवाओं में क्यों आएंगे? पेंशन ख़त्म और सैलरी भी ख़त्म तो कौन टिकेगा?

[. @Med_X_]

My NEET PG exam at INION Digital Zone iDZ Sitapura 2, Jaipur has been severely disrupted due to repeated power issues. computer has shut down 8 times. My entire year of hard work is being compromised because of poor infrastructure😭
Extremely unfair #Neetpg #Jaipur

[Abhijeet Dipke @abhijeet_dipke]

Many journalists have been asking me whether this GenZ movement will turn into what happened in Nepal or Bangladesh.

Let me make this absolutely clear. Do not insult or underestimate the GenZ of India by making such comparisons. The youth of this country are far more mature, aware, and politically conscious than many give them credit for. They understand their constitutional rights and will express their dissent through peaceful and democratic means.

And please, do not demean them. Many of these young people are far more educated and informed than those currently running the government.

[National Testing Agency @NTA_Exams]

In continuation of its press release dated 10 May 2026, the National Testing Agency wishes to inform candidates, parents, and members of the public of the following decisions taken in respect of NEET (UG) 2026. NTA had, on 8 May 2026, referred the matters then under consideration to the central agencies for independent verification and necessary action, consistent with its standing commitment to the fair, secure, and credible conduct of the national examinations entrusted to it.

1. On the basis of the inputs subsequently examined by NTA in coordination with the central agencies, and the investigative findings shared by the law enforcement agencies and in order to ensure that there is transparency in the system, the National Testing Agency, with the approval of the Government of India, has decided to cancel the NEET (UG) 2026 examination conducted on 3 May 2026, and to re-conduct the examination on dates that will be notified separately.

The inputs received by NTA, taken together with the findings shared by the law enforcement agencies, established that the present examination process could not be allowed to stand. The re-conducted examination dates, along with the re-issued admit-card schedule, will be communicated through the official channels of the Agency in the coming days.

2. The Government of India has further decided to refer the matter to the Central Bureau of Investigation for a comprehensive inquiry into the allegations therein. NTA will extend full cooperation to the Bureau and will provide all materials, records, and assistance the inquiry requires.

3. This decision has been taken in the interest of students and in recognition of the trust on which the national examination system rests. The Agency is conscious that re-conduct will cause real and significant inconvenience to candidates and their families. NTA does not take that consequence lightly. The decision has been taken because the alternative would have caused greater and more lasting damage to that trust.

4. The registration data, candidature, and examination centres opted for in the May 2026 cycle will be carried forward to the re-conducted examination. No fresh registration will be required, and no additional examination fee will be levied. In addition, fees already paid, will be refunded to the students and the exam will be re-conducted using NTA’s internal resources.

5. Further communications, including the re-conducted examination dates and the re-issued admit-card schedule, will be issued through the official channels of the Agency. Candidates and parents are requested to rely only on these official channels and to disregard unverified reports circulating on social media.

Helpline: [email protected] | 011-40759000 / 011-69227700

[खुरपेंच Satire @Khurpench_]

आपका नाम प्रशांत किशोर है।

आपको राजनीति का चाणक्य सिर्फ इसलिए नहीं कहा जाता कि आप रणनीति बनाते हैं, बल्कि इसलिए कहा जाता है क्योंकि आपने जमीन पर चुनाव जिताकर दिखाए हैं।

आपने नेताओं को मुख्यमंत्री बनाया।
पार्टियों को सत्ता तक पहुंचाया।
हारी हुई लड़ाइयों को जीत में बदला।

लेकिन जब बात बिहार की आई, तो आपने किसी नेता की नहीं, बिहारियों की लड़ाई लड़ने का फैसला किया।

आपने जन सुराज बनाया .... ताकि बिहार का बच्चा पढ़ाई के लिए बाहर न भागे, युवा नौकरी के लिए दूसरे राज्यों में अपमान न सहे, गरीब इलाज के लिए दर-दर न भटके और बिहार जाति-धर्म के चक्कर से निकलकर शिक्षा, रोजगार और स्वास्थ्य पर वोट करे।

आपने गांव-गांव पैदल चलकर लोगों से बात की।
बिहार के दर्द को मुद्दा बनाया।
माइग्रेशन , बेरोजगारी , स्कूल, अस्पताल और सिस्टम की नाकामी पर खुलकर बोला।

लेकिन बिहार की राजनीति का कड़वा सच यही है कि ....

यहां विकास की बात करने वाला अक्सर अकेला पड़ जाता है , और जाति, पैसा, बाहुबल और पुराने समीकरण फिर हावी हो जाते हैं।

जिस आदमी ने बिहार को विकल्प देने की कोशिश की, जनता ने उसे एक भी सीट नहीं दी।

फिर वही पुराने चेहरे।
वही जातीय गणित।
वही खोखले वादे।
वही बदहाल स्कूल।
वही टूटी व्यवस्था।
वही पलायन।

प्रशांत किशोर हार गए या बिहार ने खुद अपना मौका खो दिया ... यह सवाल इतिहास पूछेगा।

क्योंकि कभी-कभी जनता नेता को नहीं हराती ,
अपने ही भविष्य को हरा देती है।

[Vanar Raj Bali @VanarRajBali]

Guy's Vote De Do Sab Bihar Ke Dost.

VOTE FOR JANSURAAJ

[ANI @ANI]

#UPDATE | Seven students have died in the Jhalawar Primary School roof collapse: Rajasthan Education Department

[Himmat Singh 🇮🇳 @HimmatSingh_SpL]

@Being_Humor Ye saale aisi angrezi me waha Air chief bann gye indian me hote to SSC /Bank PO bhi nahi nikalta chutiyo ka

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

Mudavath Sriram and Jyothibai worked as daily wagers in the Satya Sai district of Andhra.

Their only child, M. Murali Naik, had dreamt of joining the Army since he was a child. His parents did whatever they could, despite their hardships, to help him realise that dream. In 2022, he proudly joined the Indian Army.

Murali was grievously injured while bravely returning fire after his unit at the LoC came under heavy attack on 09 Feb. He succumbed to his injuries while being evacuated.

Just a few hours before his balidaan, he called his cousin. The firing was intense, but his voice carried only one worry, his parents. “It’s too heavy… I’m just thinking about Amma and Nanna,” he said. His cousin urged him to stay safe and assured him that if anything happened, the family would take care of his parents.

Try, just try, to imagine the pain of his mother and father right now. You cannot call yourself human if your heart doesn’t sink or your eyes don’t well up looking at their photo.

These humble, struggling parents gave this country their only child, their entire world. Do you think Murali had any personal hatred toward the Pakistani Army? Was he fighting for himself? No. He stood there, for you, for me, for all of us.

And yet, there are those spineless, ungrateful souls who say, “It’s between the Indian and Pakistani armies, people don’t spread hate,” and shamelessly plead with his Pakistani fans not to stop loving him.

[Prachetas Bhimajiyani @Prachetas_B]

Damn… how did I miss this?

Yesterday, when Pakistan violated the ceasefire, drones hit Srinagar, and maybe even Vaishnodevi.
News channels were showing it. Tweets were out. CM Omar Abdullah tweeted. It was out there.

Then suddenly - a Silence.
News vanished. Tweets deleted. Army said “nothing happened.”
Even MEA’s press briefing felt soft, weird, and fishy.

Now remember and think.

India had hit Pakistan’s nuclear sites. And that’s shattered Pakistan. That broke something inside them. That’s why they went crazy. That’s why they called ceasefire. But not for peace.

Pakistan was about to push the button.

Probably, they threatened India on the DGMO call.
Probably, they told the US too - “We’ll use it.”

America stepped in. Forced everyone to stop.

India was cornered.
Not by fear - but by what was coming. A full-scale nuclear exchange.

And that’s why everything got buried.
Because if the world found out how close we were, global panic would begin.

One more thing:
Pakistan’s been reporting repeated 4.0 earthquakes for months - same regions.
Same magnitude. Same pattern.
That’s not natural.

Probably that’s nuke-related activity.
And India must’ve known.

Now it all makes sense.

Ceasefire wasn’t weakness.
It was standing on the edge of the cliff - and taking a step back was must.

And now they’ve broken it again.

Just wait.
This game is not over.
It’s only paused.

[Hindutva Knight @HPhobiaWatch]

There is restlessness in the silence. I was flipping the channel when ceasefire was announced. Aaj Tak and Zee News both started reporting ceasefire violations and drone attacks. Then suddenly a break came and after the break their entire tone of reporting changed. Someone posted on Twitter that Arnab was blasting Trump over ceasefire decision. Then he got a call between the show and when he returned his tone was completely changed. Omar Abdullah posted about multiple loud explosions in Srinagar and he hasn't posted anything since then. The media report claimed nothing happened. Why did Omar go silent as an eye witness? There is something govt is hiding. Why Home Minister Amit Shah & Defence Minister Rajnath Singh hasn't posted anything regarding the ceasefire. What happened in Nagrota? What happened in Vaishno Devi?. What happened in Srinagar?What input intelligence got? This doesn't look like just the Trump intervention saga. Going into coma mode after smoking 12 strategic air bases sounds very suspicious

[Suchitra Krishnamoorthi @suchitrak]

Heres ur award Sir @realDonaldTrump

[Mufaddal Vohra @mufaddal_vohra]

INDIAN GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS. 🗣️

"any future act of terror will be considered an 'Act of War' against India. It will be responded accordingly". 🇮🇳

[Shashank Shekhar Jha @shashank_ssj]

Dear world, remember that IMF is the sponsor of terror by Pakistan.

[Shubman Gill @ShubmanGill]

Nation is above all in such times. Our soldiers whose valiant efforts ensure safety to us, and their families who make such sacrifices for the nation, we pray for you and for all. Jai Hind. 🇮🇳

[Abhishek @be_mewadi]

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[Akshay Mishra @PagalTapashwi]

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[Wokeflix @wokeflix]

Amritsar will stand tall.

Waheguru Ji da Khalsa,
Waheguru Ji Di Fateh.