Tanvoracious

Gibber Jabber Blabber!

[Tanvoracious @Tanverse92]

Dark thoughts during the week hours-

Are ambulances discos for dead people?

[Maheshwer Peri @maheshperi]

If you genuinely love India, can you spare 98 seconds and listen to him? You can come to your conclusions, but listen to him first. Please.

[Tanvoracious @Tanverse92]

Hungarian, Mexican and Chinese food in India have one thing in common - Paneer.

[Tanvoracious @Tanverse92]

My neighbours having loud sex on a Monday makes my Monday blues go from sky blue to navy blue.

[Tanvoracious @Tanverse92]

They should make a room freshener smelling like a room, instead of room fresheners smelling like meadows.

[Tanvoracious @Tanverse92]

Mumbaikars aren't waking up to the smell of coffee. They are waking up to the smell of urine in railway latrines.

[Tanvoracious @Tanverse92]

When you start reading their old texts, you know it's time
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To ghost them.

[Tanvoracious @Tanverse92]

He's a 5, but he's into skincare. So he is a 10!!

[Tanvoracious @Tanverse92]

Who called it a sex playlist and not G-Spotify?

[Tanvoracious @Tanverse92]

@B3nSh4p1ro He did say he was a sharp shooter

[Tanvoracious @Tanverse92]

As you grow older, your appetite for food and nonsense starts to wane.

[Wilde Thingy @wildethingy]

You can always trust me to lie to you about how good your selfie looks 😘

[bruised lee @sighpolarr]

watches yet another series to ace small talk.

[kaushal @kawwwshal]

she's a 10 but she won't ever choose you over those two particular friends

[bruised lee @sighpolarr]

entire internet is waging a war against 🍍on pizza but noone's got a thing against this abomination called caramel 🍿?

[Tanvoracious @Tanverse92]

Toilet papers in office washrooms need to have phrases like 'BAU' and 'Ad-hoc' on them.

[theyoungaidult @theyoungaidult]

Me: Do you think wet speakers should be called Damplifiers?

Interviewer: I meant questions about the job

[Vaidehi Murthy @ButVai]

Who called it a train ticket and not a berthright?

[theyoungaidult @theyoungaidult]

*Alien sighting*

Moms: beta Unearth hogaya