Sabih Siddiqui

Too straight forward, often sarcastic.

[Sabih Siddiqui @TanzNigaar]

کھیت وڈیروں سے لے لو
ملیں لٹیروں سے لے لو
ملک اندھیروں سے لے لو
رہے نہ کوئی عالی جاہ
پاکستان کا مطلب کیا. ؟
لا الہ الا اللہ
#HabibJalib

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غریب وہی ہیں، بس حکومت نے انہیں گننا چھوڑ دیا ہے۔
#Budget2026

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جتنا پیسہ ملک کو چلانے والوں پہ لگایا جاتا ہے، اتنے پیسوں میں پورا ملک چل سکتا ہے۔
#Pakistan

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Iqbal was like:
يہ ايک سجدہ جسے تو گراں سمجھتا ہے
ہزار سجدے سے ديتا ہے آدمی کو نجات

MQM be like:
يہ ايک ٹھپہ جسے تو گراں سمجھتا ہے
ہزار ٹھپے سے ديتا ہے آدمی کو نجات
#ElectionResults
#Elections2024Pakistan

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Well now we understand.
#GeneralElectionN0W
#PakistanElection
#PakistanElections
https://t.co/Vppt1gKneG

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The way MQM is winning in Karachi, reminds me of how the University CR used to score high GPA.
#ElectionResults
#GeneralElectionN0W
#PakistanElection
#Elections2024

[Sabih Siddiqui @TanzNigaar]

جتنا پیسہ ملک کو چلانے والوں پہ لگایا جاتا ہے، اتنے پیسوں میں پورا ملک چل سکتا ہے۔
#Pakistan

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Petrol price barhnay se asal bachat tou wrong way janay walon ki hui hai. Pehle 2 rupay ka petrol bachatay thay ab 4 rupay ka bachaengay.
#PetrolDieselPriceHike

[Sabih Siddiqui @TanzNigaar]

Next time when there's a power failure at my home, I'm not going to solve the problem. I'd just pack my bags and would go for Umra, leaving my family suffering alone.
Atleast that's what my country's leaders are teaching me.
#ShehbazSharif

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Twitter to everyone right now.
#facebookdown #whatsappdown

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Unarguably the best comedian ever has made millions cry today. #UmarSharif

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اگر آپ اپنے بچے کو سکول چھوڑنے سڑک پر "wrong way" جاتے ہیں تو یقین کریں، آپ کو سکول پڑھنے کی زیادہ ضرورت ہے.

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Am I the only one who thinks that @Twitter has become #trash?

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@Lami__32

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@smishya18 Those are the younger guys.

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People have streaks of thousands of days with strangers on #snapchat and won't know what troubles their neighbours and relatives are going through.

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Yes I'm abusive, yes I'd act bossy, I'd embarrass you in front of everyone, I'd say whatever I want but not only are you supposed to not reply to anything you also have to respect me just because I was born before you.
#Pakistani #culture

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Nothing, just another successful Monday without killing myself. Now I can get through the entire week.

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@ShehzadRoy Because hamaray hukmaranon ne mulk ka bera gharq kiya hai.
#Pakistan

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If you live in #Karachi and want to get #vaccinated then rush to expo centre. Free game of musical chair in the pre vaccination area.

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@isktweets Ho sakta hai bhai na ho aapka koi lekin Walid e mohtram ko ese bolna ghalat hai.