Taoism of Sluts

[Taoism of Sluts @TaoismOfSluts]

You’re a queen. His ex out there sucking dick for weed smh

[Taoism of Sluts @TaoismOfSluts]

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[Taoism of Sluts @TaoismOfSluts]

He is too ugly to treat you like that. You’re too hot too put up with his bullshit.

[Taoism of Sluts @TaoismOfSluts]

I throw the iciest stares. Call me Elsa.

[Taoism of Sluts @TaoismOfSluts]

Do you have a personality or do you wear Carhartt beanies?

[Taoism of Sluts @TaoismOfSluts]

Mediocre dick makes me sick

[Taoism of Sluts @TaoismOfSluts]

If the dick ain’t good, kick him out of your house. Your palace is no place for sub-par penis.

[Taoism of Sluts @TaoismOfSluts]

Vanilla sex? I want that Ben and Jerry’s with 2 flavors, add-ins, and a fudge swirl

[Taoism of Sluts @TaoismOfSluts]

But we really are not because this is America, Joe

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

America is so much better than what we’re seeing today.

[Taoism of Sluts @TaoismOfSluts]

2020 is the ultimate fuckboy. He fills you with false hope and by the end of it all, you’re crying at least once a week

[Taoism of Sluts @TaoismOfSluts]

Name one intelligent virgin

[Taoism of Sluts @TaoismOfSluts]

I’m ready for those 9 inches... of snow

[Taoism of Sluts @TaoismOfSluts]

Boss bitch with depression = Saddie Baddie

[Taoism of Sluts @TaoismOfSluts]

You’re too hot to deal with his bullshit

[Taoism of Sluts @TaoismOfSluts]

Yang is within the wang

[Taoism of Sluts @TaoismOfSluts]

There is always a bigger dick out there waiting for you

[Taoism of Sluts @TaoismOfSluts]

A new dick can give you a new perspective on life... or your ex...

[Taoism of Sluts @TaoismOfSluts]

Are you really saving yourself for marriage, or are you low key ugly and can’t get laid?

[Taoism of Sluts @TaoismOfSluts]

I don’t say “God bless you” only “bless you” because I am God

[Taoism of Sluts @TaoismOfSluts]

@KamalaHarris’s victory is a victory for women 🙏