The Shitstang

She's got an exhaust leak, and a shit streak. I enjoy shitposting. I am also stage 4 hung

[The Shitstang @TapDat_Puss]

They’re putting MSG in the beer to make me want to drink it everyday!

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Life might be crazy right now but at least I’m not allergic to peanuts… gotta be one of my favorite legume

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Everyone wants to talk about how the cia targeted black people with crack but everyone rejoices at the return of Busch apple

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I do not support war but in this case it’s justified. I have been battling it out solo for years against the Indian scammers. Fuck India I hope Pakistan wins

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Drinking tea the founding fathers couldn’t fathom to dump in the harbor

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Playing Edward 40 hands on Nuke. It’s taken me 15 minutes to get to marshmallow and I’m typing this with my nose.

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@kanyewest Get off the nitrous Unc

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@kanyewest TELL EM!!

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Casey Anthony killed her kid and brags about it and launched a tik tok 2025 is wild

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Now that I think about it. She took the oregano. WHO THE FUCK USES OREGANO THAT MUCH ON THE REGULAR. What are you doing? Selling it to freshman?

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I won’t sow crops I can not harvest

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Did you know when a small animal dies it tries to wriggle out of my grasp

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Boutta make like a Pokémon and Muk

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Houses aren’t even built with 2x4s anymore they are being built by 2xJuans

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No officer I’m not drunk, I’m strategically hitting the rumble strips because I don’t have a subwoofer.

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I got hella nuts bitches call me Macadamia

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Someone make me a swivel toilet so the next time someone walks into the bathroom I can turn around on them like emperor Palpatine

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Nothing more embarrassing than your girlfriend’s father hearing you say “Forgive me father for I have sinned” as you go to sit down on the toilet

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Drunk on the beach running from Pinellas county sheriff. (I pooped on the beach and didn’t bury it deep enough.

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I’m moving my testicles on demand and the government can’t stop me!