Career killer. 𖥑 NOT @Gunther_AUT.

Ashes to ashes. Dust to dust. A symphony conducted by one general; orchestrated. A chorus of chops, connecting to chests. Hand to flesh. 𒑴 @Gunther_AUT parody.

[Career killer. 𖥑 NOT @Gunther_AUT. @TapLikeABitch]

For the average person, wrestling is.. a pastime. For others, it’s an art-form. And for some others, a selective few, it’s a way of living; almost akin to breathing. After all, if you’re not afraid of him? You will die in that ring. Luckily, still braver than most before you.

[Career killer. 𖥑 NOT @Gunther_AUT. @TapLikeABitch]

/ They’re redoing the Drew feud with Gunther and Cody. I’m not enjoying being either one because it’s a literal rerun and I didn’t even like the Drew feud anyways.

Oba will have to face a piece of shit human being AGAIN.

Don’t even talk to me about Ilja.

I’m tired, boss.

[Career killer. 𖥑 NOT @Gunther_AUT. @TapLikeABitch]

/ It’s insane that the one guy I write here that isn’t in WWE (MJF) is the only character I enjoy writing right now.

Not even because the rest of my muses aren’t champion— they’re all being booked poorly.

[Career killer. 𖥑 NOT @Gunther_AUT. @TapLikeABitch]

I don’t need luck.

Cody Rhodes lives by a similar mantra to John Cena, no? Never give up?

I remember you crying. I remember seeing tears stream down your face at his retirement, like a little bitch.

I will bury you next to him, so you can never be apart again. Thank me later.

[Career killer. 𖥑 NOT @Gunther_AUT. @TapLikeABitch]

Cody Rhodes is the embodiment of everything that is wrong with professional wrestling.

I do not say this lightly; he is a stooge, amongst stooges. He is a man seeking all of your love, and all of your admiration, and he IS willing to sell his soul to get it.

But I..

[Career killer. 𖥑 NOT @Gunther_AUT. @TapLikeABitch]

It is turning into a nightmare. And as much as Cody would like to run his mouth, and tell all of you that he bet on himself.. it took an entire club of guys to take a bet on /him/. A club of guys that I’m sure he had to beg and plead with, to even give him a shot.

He got lucky.

[Cultaholic Wrestling @Cultaholic]

Court records have revealed that it was Gunther, real name Walter Hahn, who bonded Ludwig Kaiser out of jail.

He paid two $500 cheques to pay the $1000 bond.

[America’s ass. ≛ NOT @CodyRhodes @MyRhodeToGlory]

@AnIronRegimen earned his match later that night, and I’ll give him credit for that.

He handled business the way a Ring General should.

But when that match was over and he stood there celebrating, I needed him to understand something before Italy.

This isn’t ceremonial to me.

[America’s ass. ≛ NOT @CodyRhodes @MyRhodeToGlory]

I came out to #SmackDown  with something very simple in my hands: a contract and a promise.

No politics.

No middlemen.

No wisemen whispering in anybody’s ear.

Just me, @AnIronRegimen/@TapLikeABitch/@KneelToMyAltar/@KillCareers, and the Undisputed WWE Championship.

[America’s ass. ≛ NOT @CodyRhodes @MyRhodeToGlory]

Because eventually every empire he attaches himself to collapses under its own ego.

And that’s the danger for @AnIronRegimen.

Somewhere along the way, the man who once dominated through sheer will started looking for signatures, contracts, guarantees.

I don’t operate that way.

[America’s ass. ≛ NOT @CodyRhodes @MyRhodeToGlory]

A few weeks ago on #SmackDown, I was reminded that there are two kinds of predators in this business.

The kind that walk straight through the front door… and the kind that wait until your back is turned.

@AnIronRegimen/@TapLikeABitch decided to make his statement from behind.

[Career killer. 𖥑 NOT @Gunther_AUT. @TapLikeABitch]

.. and soon enough, ask Cody Rhodes.

All roads lead me to /my/ kingdom, Cody. You’re delaying the inevitable.

[Career killer. 𖥑 NOT @Gunther_AUT. @TapLikeABitch]

Cody Rhodes is a man, just trying to fill shoes that he never will.

A child, trying on the suit of his father. You have argued that I have not earned a title match. Have you forgotten who I am?

I beat Seth Rollins. A man.. that the last time you two faced off, you lost against.

[Career killer. 𖥑 NOT @Gunther_AUT. @TapLikeABitch]

Because at the end of the day, I will always stand tall. Not because I “earned” it, not because I “deserve” it. But because I am the greatest wrestler walking planet earth.

Don’t believe me?

Ask Goldberg. Ask John Cena. Ask AJ Styles.