TapTheChainFX_

Devops Eng Fulltime, Trader Part time
$1,200 → $100K journey.

No signals. No noise.

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@FabrizioRomano Imagine announcing Haaland before speaking to Haaland.

Football Manager career mode has destroyed some people

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@DeadlineDayLive The scary thing is Pérez doesn’t even sound like he’s making promises.

He sounds like he’s reading the script from the future😳

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One trade made me £1,000+ today.

The funny thing?

The old version of me would have lost twice that trying to force entries.

Most people don’t need a better strategy.

They need better patience.

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@MadridXtra @Rodra10_97 Imagine promising Haaland and Rodri while selling Vinicius😀

That’s like buying a Ferrari and selling the engine.

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@MadridXtra Comparing Figo to a transfer that doesn’t exist yet is elite confidence 😭

Bro skipped the negotiation and went straight to the documentary.

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@FabrizioRomano Riquelme keeps announcing transfers like he’s ordering food.

“I’ll take one Haaland and one Rodri please.”

Then remembers Manchester City exists 😂

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@Blue_Footy @ChelseaFC Seems brother is staying 😏

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@theMadridZone This transfer lasted shorter than some YouTube ads 😭

Announced.

Denied.

Lawyers involved.

Finished.

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@FabrizioRomano The funniest thing is that every time football fans start doubting a superstar, Florentino starts sounding like a disappointed father

“You only have to look at the numbers.”

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@FabrizioRomano Manchester City didn’t just reject the rumour.

They rejected the rumour, the documents, the presentation, the manifesto and possibly the candidate himself 😀🤣

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@FabrizioRomano The funniest part is that he talks like Manchester City are a supermarket

“Yeah I’ll take Haaland and Rodri, thanks.”

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@FabrizioRomano At this point Riquelme’s transfer strategy is just opening FIFA and sorting by highest rating 😀🤣

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@FabrizioRomano Every club in Europe just felt a slight disturbance after reading that quote 😳

Somebody’s star player is in danger.

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@433 Every day this guy signs a new player

By next week he’ll announce himself as Real Madrid’s new midfield partner.

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@FabrizioRomano Every day this guy signs a new player 😏

By next week he’ll announce himself as Real Madrid’s new midfield partner.

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@theMadridZone Showing signed documents for Haaland to Real Madrid like he’s Florentino Perez himself
Brother thinks Career Mode is real life.

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@FabrizioRomano The difference between confidence and aura is Florentino Pérez.
When he says “I will sign players”, half of Europe starts hiding their stars 😀

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@theMadridZone Imagine Haaland waking up and finding out he’s been transferred by a random guy on the internet 😭

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@GeorgeAnagli

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@CFC_Janty lol