Mambokadzi♠️💛

Jehovah-Shalom | Anfield | 💉 | Sue me, I'm Rootin' for Everybody That's Black✊🏿 |

[Mambokadzi♠️💛 @TapZ_M]

"I will not come off my chariot and throw tomatoes with you sweetheart." - @iluvmariah 🤎

[RealHousewivesRanked! @RankedReal]

“You should be. You let your family down, you let your kids down. You’re showing them it’s okay to bail out when things get tough.” Vicki thinking she’s comforting Kyle and giving her good advice when she’s actually reading her for filth, I am crying😂 this is Housewives! #RHUGT

[karla @kxtuitta]

Mesmo que a Argentina não ganhe essa copa, temos que admitir que eles conquistaram algo inédito: fazer o mundo inteiro odiar eles
#ESPxARG

[Shezi @__Shezi]

‘that was already at home’ 😂😂😂

[Madesse @LadyCharrr1]

You can easily tell when a person is dating or stealing at work.

[⋆. 𐙚 whattheelle꩜🇰🇪🇨🇩🇸🇩 @auntychellee]

This is how we're supposed to rest btw 4 days of rest and 3 days of work

[capricorn cunt 🎀 @celesitial]

he’s so real, because wtf else they supposed to do??

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me: *drinking from a soggy straw to save the planet*

World leaders:

[ɴ. 𖤐 @luvblessingz]

I hate when a bitch I can't stand makes a valid point.

[ɴ. 𖤐 @luvblessingz]

Well that's job shaming so.

[— don @dracosrevenge]

every three minutes, another Monday rolls around. this is not sustainable.

[Praise @PraiseClip]

Planes that land safely never make the news.

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

"If you are intentional about keeping your hands and/or conscience clean, you have to make peace with the fact that there is a level of wealth you will NEVER attain."

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

I can't believe i used to think i was stressed in high school

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Netflix be like “We know exactly what movie you talking bout but we ain’t got it” 😭😭

[Le'Veon Bell @LeVeonBell]

unpopular opinion: I actually do not desire to see technology advance any further ..

[ɴ. 𖤐 @luvblessingz]

You better than me = you really dumb as hell 😭

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

May we have them, may we be them.

[Ta West @wfreemantle]

Let us not say things that we cannot explain 🙏🏼

[ɴ. 𖤐 @luvblessingz]

Apparently, lemons are not naturally occurring. They're a hybrid by cross breeding a bitter orange and a citron. So basically life never gave us lemons, we created them ourselves.